Yes.
In a startling release this very merry Christmas day Dec. 25, 2019, Santa shared with the world:
I'm just too tired of all the hoopla, firin' up the sleigh, feedin' the reindeer and tryin' to get this body up'n'down all the chimneys, so I'm lookin' to make the world a better place by helping to bring Bitcoin to mass adoption!
NORAD and INTERPOL confirm no sightings of the jolly ole Saint Nick, leading to the temporary hiring of a Blockchain Investigator Expert, showing indeed, a dormant Bitcoin account worth approximately $700,000,000 (Bitcoin currently pricing at $7145) with the largest number of confirmations out to over 900 Million separate addresses.
Santa continued:
Sadly, the Naughty List tends to grow every year, even as the population grows, there's only around 900 Million folks on the Nice List. It's a real problem, since most of the miners did not make the Nice List cut, but they get their block fees from me anyway.
Mrs. Claus was not available for comment. Neither were any of the reindeer, who are now free to play their reindeer games year round.
Santa finished his statement with the following:
The Naughty List just gets Doge.
Gordon Freeman Out.
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