"Doge Coin Caused the 1929 Stock Market Crash" Now Proven By Mandella Effect Think Tank :Satire:

By BitcoinGordon | Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines | 18 Dec 2019

Never believe anything that begins with 'this is not true' because there is a 50% chance it isn't, but only a 40% chance of that.

Doge is not just a funny coin worth $250,000,000 too much. It has been proven by the very best minds of science, that

Doge caused the Great Depression.

This just in; there's a real thing called the Mandela Effect. People who suffer from too much time on their hands and too little intelligence have discovered a connection between time travel and pop culture that no one in the history of history has ever noticed. When a lot of people forget stuff and share it with other people, over time, people remember things wrong. ORRRRRRRRR... someone went back in time and changed it to something else. Yep- simplest explanation wins. Yayyy science!

It wouldn't matter so much if a few bad eggs really bought this stuff, but Luke, "I am your Father." That's all it takes to prove the deficiency in global education. Look it up. Make popcorn, your 'bout to get the entertainment of a lifetime.

That should be the first sign that the Mandela Effect is code for memory loss, but that doesn't stop the phenomenon from continuing forward.

The Mandela Effect: Someone remembered vivid details of Mandela's death incorrectly (in part due to the fact that dude was still alive at the time... clue #1), so it started the deconstruction of humanity, with new examples of proof that time travel has changed the world.

It proves that a cute picture of an animal can do more for the global economy than all of the bankers and investors in the past 3,000 years. That should instill the greatest of confidence in humanity.

Read a book that has different wording than you remembered? Mandela Effect.

Think a commercial jingle had a different hook in 1973? Don't worry, it isn't your mistake. Mandela Effect!!!

Someone went back in time and changed the text just for you! Someone cut a new jingle... specifically for you!

In fact, can't find your keys? You know, someone probably went back in time and put 'em somewhere else, y'know?

Now, other people believe you and a whole thing happens. Yes, itsa thing now.

But, as strange as this sounds, there is now scientific proof; Doge caused the market to crash in 1929! It's true; I just said so! (totally not true).

Doge Coin, which should be the 8th wonder of the world, worth approximately $250 Million, is a funny imaginary coin made as a joke. It proves that a cute picture of an animal can do more for the global economy than all of the bankers and investors in the past 3,000 years. That should instill the greatest of confidence in humanity.

The true power of Doge, though, is it's ability to operate on a supernatural blockchain that can travel back in time and change stuff. Hey, it makes more sense than it outperforming Bitcoin, right? The creators took some of that mad crypto cash and went back in time, messed with people's brains, and see what happened?

Doge got out of Dodge faster than you can say "red doji candle"

Before Doge, October 24, 1929 was a decent day on the stock market. Nothing to report here, please disperse. But, people from 100 years ago were much smarter than today, mainly because they read newspapers, knew cursive and weren't distracted by Youtube and CryptoKitties.

When Doge was sent back to that fateful day, people were introduced to blockchain. They understood the unlimited power of technology, computers, digital currency... the whole thang. That's the power of mass delusion crypto-style, and once they got a hold of what people could do in 100 years, they were done with the whole stock market thing all together. And hence, the crash.

Seeing the effect... Mandela effect, that Doge had on a sophisticated society, Doge got out of Dodge faster than you can say "red doji candle" and the mass hysteria of seeing the future quickly turned back into reality. But sadly, it was too late. Dazed, Confused, and unable to create a metamask wallet (because the computers left with the time machine too), people were hopelessly lost back into their old reality. The color faded from their world, and their memories compensated for their distress by forgetting the whole thing. Again, it was too late, the damage was done, and Doge would have to wait a century to do it's thing all over again.

You can't make this stuff up, but don't even try wagging your tail at that. None of this ever happened, but it makes a lot more sense than... well... Doge or the Mandela Effect. So, I guess no matter how you size it up, the world truly is a better, funnier place, with both of them in it.

Thanks Doge. Thanks Mandella.

Gordon Freeman Out.

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