BitcoinGordon

Hi! I'm Gordon Freeman (I hear they made a likeness of me in some video game... totally unrelated... or...).

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BitcoinGordon

Bill Gates Places Invests $1 Billion in Free Cell Blockchain - :Satire:

3 days ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.06 tipped

The name says it all. And, it is on the internet. That means it has to (not) be true! Bill Gates, master of the universe and also reasonably successful tech nerd, announced his next move January 20, 2020, that he is getting into blockchain. Gates, wh...

Ripple Sues California; Cites Proof the State Is A Security - :Satire:

1 week ago 2 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.92 tipped

January 15, 2020. Don't believe everything you read... just believe everything you think you read. Not to be confused with this: https://u.today/ripple-faces-its-doomsday-will-xrp-be-recognized-as-a-security-next-week In it's own case, Ripple believe...

Vitalik Buterin In Leading Role of Off-Broadway Hit: Bitcoin the Musical - :Satire:

1 week ago 2 minute read BitcoinGordon $1.70 tipped

January 10, 2020. If this were true, you'd be sharing it like mad. Do so anyway, yo! In a surprise to... the universe, Vitalik Buterin announced he will be performing in the leading role as Satoshi Nakamoto in "Bitcoin: The Musical". It's a shocker,...

Crypto Video - Tutorial - Understanding Volume

2 weeks ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.14 tipped

Understanding Volume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FW7Mw9L694&list=PLlR7TqbB-w0DnWDu-MqcKczsIyY5PfnFp&index=4 This is my own content. I authorize me to use my video. Gordon Freeman Out. P.S. - My Videos may mention joining our group; I am not post...

Bitcoin Is Definitely Going Up... Or Down - Says Forbes

2 weeks ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $1.41 tipped

I just love days like this where I'm given the exact example I'm looking for. You know, the Bible states "a house divided against itself cannot stand", but in this case Forbes is still around, and so is Bitcoin. Let's hope both may continue to stand....

Cortana Becomes First AI to Get Jealous of Blockchain Technology - :Satire:

2 weeks ago 2 minute read BitcoinGordon $1.31 tipped

It's funny if it's true. It's funnier if it isn't. I'm going with #2. Cortana, the digital assistant who's currently duking it out with Alexa and that other junk, is on to something, and it's called blockchain technology. But, from 2018 to 2019, she'...

Crypto Video - Understanding Indicators

2 weeks ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.04 tipped

Understanding Indicators    This is my own content. I authorize me to use my video. Gordon Freeman Out. P.S. - My Videos may mention joining our group; I am not posting these to get you to sign up for anything. Just sharing my videos for your learni...

Crypto Video - Intro - Understanding Candles and Doji

2 weeks ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.30 tipped

Intro to charts- candles and doji.   This is my own content. I authorize me to use my video. Gordon Freeman Out.

Y2K Bug Was Real - Just 20 Years Late - :Satire:

2 weeks ago 3 minute read BitcoinGordon $2.11 tipped

Happy New Year... or IS it? Satire pokes fun at the truth with not-truth, but is worth it's time in Bitcoin. 20.05 years ago, there was a panic across the land. There's a bug in all computers, or Windows computers at least, and the world is gonna blo...

Crypto Video - Intro - Understanding CHARTS PT.1

3 weeks ago 1 minute read BitcoinGordon $0.10 tipped

Intro - Understanding CHARTS PT.1 This is my own content. I authorize me to use my video. Gordon Freeman Out.