Doge Meme Points to Secret Identity of the Real Satoshi - :Satire:

By BitcoinGordon | Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines | 19 Dec 2019

Sometimes you have to make the news to write about it. This is one of those times.

Like so much X Files, the truth is out there, but not here.

Previous investigations of the real Satoshi clashed ironically into meme search 2019, where mysterious internet journalist Gordon Freeman discovered the owner of the original meme dog 'Doge' owns some of the very first 'Cards Cards Dungeony Cards' as seen hidden in the recent Doge update photo.

This seemingly impossible coincidence (since none of it exists) leads one to believe the owner of Doge must be the real Satoshi Nakamoto.

As reported, allegedly, in this article here this one, the real Satoshi was so focused on his roleplaying masterpiece, he was unaware of his digital money idea taking off. Is it a coincidence that soon to follow, the now famous Doge Coin came from pictures in Japan? Is it a coincidence that Satoshi is a Japanese named individual living in Yonkers? Is it really possible that the world could be so small that the dog's owner is one of the few people who have ever owned CCDC cards? I think not (but mainly because it's all fake).

Too much fun can hurt your brain. But, you have to keep your references tight.

Gordon Freeman Out.

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