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Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines
Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Daily dose of nonsense for Crypto enthusiasts. Laugh... don't laugh... Crypto wins so TIP ME for goodness sake :-)


LUNA - Terra UST Founder Appointed New Federal Reserve Chair for Biden Administration (satire)

13 May 2022 1 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon

Gordon likes headlines that simply make too much sense not to be true, that certainly aren't, until they are. The Biden Administration realized they had simply been outdone in sheer terms of money printer go brrrrrrrrr. If the ministry of truth can b...

Left With No Other Options, Craig Wright Sues Himself and Wins

21 Jan 2022 5 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon

CSW loves to sue almost as much as he enjoys patenting blockchain technology after someone else has invented it. This week should be no different, as Wright takes... errr... himself, to court over original Satoshi coins that somehow didn't surface un...

SEC Sues Linus For Carrying Unregistered Security Blanket - Satire but...

9 Sep 2021 2 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon

On Monday, September 6th, 2021, Gary Gensler, SEC Mob Boss, MIT Professor and Wiley Coyote Genius Emeritus certified brain, filed lawsuit against famous Peanuts character Linus, for carrying around a security blanket that had gone unregistered for de...

Official: Wall Street Journal Bans Bitcoin Forever! Satire

25 May 2021 3 minute read 8 comments BitcoinGordon

I refuse to link to Lee's article, because it doesn't deserve the time you might take reading it. I give. Did it anyway. But only because I can quote this: "Mr. Reiners is executive director of the Global Financial Markets Center at Duke Law." Don't...

Elon Musk Creates "Soylent Green" Coin To Bring Environmentally Friendly Anti-People Crypto To The World - Satire

14 May 2021 3 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon

Say it isn't so. "It isn't so". But, should it be? I mean, Elon dumps on Doge, Dumps on Bitcoin, makes it clear he is a nasty market mover, and then pops back in to say he wants to improve the Doge network, and really, I mean REALLY, people start pum...

Elon Musk Orders World Governments To Charge Twitch 2X Carbon Credits - Satire!

13 May 2021 3 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon

As many may have heard... and likely even more felt... Tuesday, May 12 Elon Musk showed public evil-twin-like sudden recognition that it costs money to turn a computer on. The following is a cautionary tale of what happens when one man with too many...

DOGE Corp. Purchases TESLA and SNL In Surprise Multi-Market Tyranny... Satire

8 May 2021 2 minute read 10 comments BitcoinGordon

It's true, and how else can you be certain unless certified by a 3D super hero?! Image credit: Source: Fireintheholee1/ Twitter Doge, the coin that everyone loves, or loves to hate, is making the rounds again, this time actually poised to meet its go...

Bitcoin in Free-fall - Satoshi Backlash Jealousy Over Coinbase NAS Listing - SATIRE

14 Apr 2021 3 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon

As the major news outlets love to report, Bitcoin is in a nose-diving, free-falling death spiral headed straight to h-e-double-two-stix with an inevitable $0 well on its way, as Satoshi Nakamoto sells of 500,000 Bitcoins at market in retaliation for...

SEC Provides Greater Clarity on Crypto By Removing Clarity About Crypto! - Because More Government is Always Better - SATIREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

8 Jan 2021 11 minute read 7 comments BitcoinGordon

SEC... Just one letter different and that makes it SEX, and a whole different crowd would be trying to read this, and Gordon would be uncomfortable talking about it. Just three letters difference, and it would spell SUCKS, and that would be a closer...

PayPal Announces: "We are the real Craig Wright" - Satire

21 Oct 2020 2 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon

Wednesday, October 21, 2020 PayPal, the global payment system that everyone loves except for the vast majority, announced that it is the "real Craig Wright"! What does this mean? Well, first and foremost it means that this couldn't possibly be true,...