HEX Creator R. Heart Sued For Using Actual Witchcraft to Reach Top Position of ETH Projects Ever - :Satire:

By BitcoinGordon | Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines | 17 Dec 2019

Absolutely not true, but certainly could be if it were.

HEX, as some of you may know, is (not) a scam, or is it?

Love it, Hate it, HEX has caused quite a stir after two years in the making. Having placed his own funds, most of his time, attention and knowledge into making the HEX token, the first and only Certificate of Deposit for cryptocurrency, Richard Heart felt the only thing missing to guarantee it's success, was witchcraft.

In his own words, allegedly, Heart stated:

Listen guys, $^%&*($#! But, also, the thing is, if you know people aren't smart enough to figure this out for themselves, it's just the right thing to do; put a spell on it, right? Am I right?

And so, no matter which side of the debate a person falls, if you're in crypto, you're probably staking, buying, or watching a video about Hex. The only question is whether you did it willingly, or by staring at the carefully 'crafted' Hex Logo?

Again, Richard allegedly stated:

The secret sauce is in the Hex logo design. I toiled, boiled, double double toiled and troubled (almost Shakespeare in case you didn't know) over the design until I knew it had more than just good graphics and perfect symmetry... once I had better-than-Fibonacci form and the color scheme popped, the only missing ingredient was MAGIC! Apparently it worked, or maybe it didn't I can't rightly say... HEX is not a security.

Whether HEX will 'splode over the course of 2020 or not, no one really knows. But, one thing's for sure, all ICO, IEO,or NIO (not initial offerings) and general start-ups should probably adopt a zero-advertising budget... instead adopting a 'spend on magic' approach. From there, it's a 'where it goes, nobody knows' and isn't that the way a free market is supposed to work? Well, free other than the mass hypnosis part... that's not free. But, who cares? It's good for personkind. Not a true story, but it certainly could be.

Gordon Freeman Out.

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