After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!
23 Dec 2024 4 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Oh BAY BEE! Davebot has escaped and doesn't give a flying (#$&#$(*& dont CARE what the score is coach PUT GATOR BACK IN GAME NOW! strange STRANGE scenes in the death throes of the great american fiat experiment in high trust baseless money. B...
2 Dec 2024 1 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, Davebot dreams of you! Love to the OX Is Igor around! Davebot is SO busted we missed that CJ went to the slammer. TLDR absolute screaming bullshit !!! CJ takes one from the Deep State. No norms of money laundering were applied here. ...
8 Jan 2024 4 minute read 14 comments Dave Sawyer
Intrepid cryptonauts, we LOVE YOU!!! and we love everlasting crypto ( bitcoin, like viruses, rats, cockroaches and humans, WILL survive world war x to the nth power lol! But don't get excited, we luv the funnies, truth, justice, and the Brooklyn way...
20 Oct 2023 5 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Mighty watch army, we leave the funnies for a moment, well, will try anyway, one last dance before AI takes our blog!! 2023 was the year that the Flippening flopped, ETH got sold down the river to Justin SUN!!!! ah ha ha sorry, proving it too was a c...
27 Aug 2023 2 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts ya KNOW we LOVE YOU!! Don't be fooled by our feeble attendance and/or questionable reading music choices TLDR your mighty watch army loads into the Marine drop shuttle rockets and we RIDE!! RIP Finn!! Searching for crypto humor it ha...
21 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, you know we love you cuz we do!! So sorry to miss out on running with your mighty watch army, takin whut ther givin cuz workin fer a livin. Who knew Huey went deaf and depressed? this must be Garth trying to help him out reading musicT...
13 Aug 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
cryptonauts we love ya!! saddle soap up the leathers we RIDE mighty watch army!! heard of metal fatigue? reading music then TLDR we shoulndta left ya !! but lets try again cuz theres a boatload of funny crypto news lately fams! warmup warmups! fun...
7 Aug 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we will ALWAYS love you!! Remember that! even if we drop dead we will HAUNT YOU!!! still running too hot. Reading music then: TLDR OH YEA OH YEAH!!!! What's funny? warmup funnies: TLDR: hey WTH let's send him some dust!! WAIT shouldn...
6 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!! ?? dunno if we are tldl that's a bit better.... what's funny MIGHTY WATCH ARMY!!! CRANK IT UP!!! The us gummint is always funny ! we reckon Kathie was right when she bought all that COIN early th...
3 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you !! Ride for funnies mighty Watch Army !! Blind tired so risky but what do we care!!! Reading music for blind faith !! TLDL BAAAAAY BEEE !!! OK then Kyle, always funny, just took it to a NEW LEVEL AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: pass t...
