Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


yeaaaa baby gotta keep on ROCKIN Funny Crypto Aug 27

27 Aug 2023 2 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

  Cryptonauts ya KNOW we LOVE YOU!!  Don't be fooled by our feeble attendance and/or questionable reading music choices  TLDR your mighty watch army loads into the Marine drop shuttle rockets and we RIDE!! RIP Finn!!  Searching for crypto humor it ha...

Funny crypto Aug 20

21 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, you know we love you cuz we do!!  So sorry to miss out on running with your mighty watch army, takin whut ther givin cuz workin fer a livin.  Who knew Huey went deaf and depressed? this must be Garth trying to help him out reading musicT...

funny crypto Aug 12

13 Aug 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

cryptonauts we love ya!! saddle soap up the leathers we RIDE mighty watch army!! heard of metal fatigue?  reading music then TLDR we shoulndta left ya !! but lets try again cuz theres a boatload of funny crypto news lately fams!  warmup warmups! fun...

Funny crypto Aug 6

7 Aug 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we will ALWAYS love you!! Remember that! even if we drop dead we will HAUNT YOU!!!  still running too hot.  Reading music then: TLDR OH YEA OH YEAH!!!!  What's funny?  warmup funnies: TLDR: hey WTH let's send him some dust!!  WAIT shouldn...

funny crypto news Aug 5

6 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!   ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!! ??  dunno if we are tldl that's a bit better.... what's funny MIGHTY WATCH ARMY!!!  CRANK IT UP!!!  The us gummint is always funny !  we reckon Kathie was right when she bought all that COIN early th...

Funny Crypto News Aug 7th

3 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you !!  Ride for funnies mighty Watch Army !!  Blind tired so risky but what do we care!!! Reading music for blind faith !! TLDL BAAAAAY BEEE !!!  OK then Kyle, always funny, just took it to a NEW LEVEL AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: pass t...

Testify for Publish0x LOVE!! July earnings!!! thank you THANK Y'ALL!

2 Aug 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Pub0xers, y'all know we love you, and now once again we love to take this chance to TESTIFY to Igor's intellectual international party palace THANK YOU!!   Thank each and every one of y'all for joining your mighty watch army to RIDE for...

Funny Crypto News July 31st

1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! & it's not even midnight yet!! Thanks for just being you, here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to the freedom of money!! What's funny?  Well Gary is pretty much always funny, but this is hilarious:   turns out th...

funny crypto news July 30th

31 Jul 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! loads funny today!!  warmup funnies:TLDR:  90% of miners canpiff tomorrow its alllll ok. MOAR warmup funnies! TLDR: who hacked wintermute?  Enquiring minds wanna KNOW!!! Speaking of the rat, not ONLY did he nip off with 400MM...

funny crypto July 28th

29 Jul 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crhyptonauts we love you!!  lashed asleep at the wheel, lower brain thanks ye kindly for riding with your mighty watch army tonight HIT IT !!!  oh no lower brain on the wheels of steel!!! DJ reptile TLDR: what's funny then  lower brain would like to...