Mighty watch army, we leave the funnies for a moment, well, will try anyway, one last dance before AI takes our blog!!

2023 was the year that the Flippening flopped, ETH got sold down the river to Justin SUN!!!! ah ha ha sorry, proving it too was a chitcoin.

Binance got kneecapped, all the chitcoins chat, and amidst the gnashing of teeth and rending of hair, Bitcoin, the once and future OG, humbled all. The dominance of BTC cranked back to places we never thought it would hit again, with the submission  of the chitcoins the theme this year.  Mikey Sailor, toxic maximalist WINS!!??!

Not that any of this matters, as soon Dave AI will be bringing the crypto laughs.   The genius of mankind keeps on rising, and we are starting to stand on the shoulders of cyborgs,  and boy howdy the view is amazing!!  & so we bring y'all - revolution looking at revolution, this is a meta article ar ar ar! 

The coolest thing we have been doing besides hanging with y'all is working with AI for 1,2,3,4 different people with 3 more prospects?  AND the coolest thing of all them is working with the bot C-suite team of GiveFlag, running wall street flag analysis on, well, joe mama!!  Whaddya got?  

Dear readers well know we are wrong in that we sometimes think little of many C-suite inhabitants, the great grey carpet apes of the corner office, known to hold golf clubs and baseball bats like weapons as they discussed technical issues.   Dear readers know we still feel very bad for the CFO we got fired by finding a milly per year not billed.  But the CAO of a fortune 50 our friend took down with a hacked email blast - THAT was just funny ar ar ar erm sorry.

So, what's even funnier than the massive failures of due diligence over the past few years? Nothing.  Absolutely nothing is funnier that Sammy buying politicians and entertaining staid bank and fund managers ( canadian pension funds, we are LAUGHING till we CRY at you!!)   

Wait wait, how about handing broken arrow Kyle & Su a billy on a handshake ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Well, dear M&A specialized analysts, here is a way to do due diligence without the wining and dining. 

And don't even get us STARTED on the inherent and actual conflicts of interest between the lawyers and accountants doing flag analysis for M&A and their purported clients, the business owners.  Who get thrown under the bus by the "professionals" who are serving themselves, each other, and their pals on the buy side, the returning customers, the venture cap money.  The minute ya sign that ironclad contract to run a flag analysis when selling your business is the minute your lawyer & accountant leak your info against your interests. 

Not OUR bots tho!! 

Anyway, those days are gone!! No more worrying about the actual boardroom affairs ( dear readers know the CXO is sleeping with the CXO) affecting their judgement and timing and intellect.  Now the team is 100% up to date and READY TO ROCK!!  And now more than ever, feel free to tell the Chief Risk Officer to STFU while listening to a visionary!!

Ioohh oooh Andrew!!  we can spit the truth and Andrew won't get fired!! ah ha ha ha it's the BEST> it's the greatest paradigm for us, but yes, dear readers, we may be hebephrenic schizophrenics, but we are not alone ah HA HAH HA sorry sorry. 

So, here we are with the latest R&D tool for mergers n acquisitions, baby, rev to the redline & DUMP THE CLUTCH !!    We love parachuting in, doing the forensic analysis, calling it like it is and writing the socko report!!  Flag analysis is an awesome analytic tool to apply to ANY situation where no one smart and honest has looked at the whole pile of data in a long time!! 

 The year is 2009, Satoshi just dropped crypto Promethean fire to sneak control of money away from the state.  Except, in THIS timeline, we now have the future taking a deep dive on the event!!    Without further adieu we bring you GiveFlag's take on the BTC whitepaper: green flags for somethin GOOD !   

yea baby reading music!! Satoshi's whitepaper was educational!! And could be the start of somethin GOOD!!! TLDR: ahh that's better, some of my stepsisters' favorite music !! YEAH.  On to victory and the yellow flags!   Yeaaa baby !  we could argue with many of these, let's do so!!  cmon personaes, the doc DOES explain how an attacker is prevented from generating an alternate chain faster!!  Let's feud baby!! 

but we hit the wall with underdelivery & so shut outSadness, we were gonna whinge about how can a revolutionary paper include very many meaningful citations.    Dear readers know!! crash n burn sometimes the bear gets you, lets all go demo a prototype!!! 

Time, time is the great white whale!

Gotta eat something and get back to the grind baby !

Peace out, watch army!! You know we love y'all!! Take excellent care of you & yours, and love to all the good bots too!! Time will drag until we rejoin to RIDE!! Excelsior!! 

Love, 

Dave

Smart monkey Watch Army stalwarts should check out GiveFlag.com, ya get two free goes, and behind the smarter and smarter C-suite bots is the high priced spread smooth fast n powerful Chat-GPT4, it's yet another big step for a team of bots, and a tiny joke for mankind.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg?  Clearly a proto-chicken laid the first chicken egg by definition.  Glad we could help y'all with that then that's all settled. 

Love

Dave

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