Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Top Ten Funny moments in Crypto through the ages.... yeaaa baby!!

2 Apr 2023 1 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts!! We hope you know we know you know we love you!!! Cause we DO!!!  We live in a fabulous time as we hit the Singularity!!  if y'all are right brainers.  All those left brained accounting memorization geeks just became obsolete.  Yes, just...

March earnings TESTIFY for LOVE of the Pub0x!!! & crypto & y'all, dear readers!!!

1 Apr 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts - no april fools - we love you.   Once again, we join the pilgrimage to testify for love to y'all, crypto, and the Pub0x her own self.  Thank you thank you thank you!!  And thank you bitcoin for defying the efforts of the greatest powers...

The funniest crypto March 28th!!

28 Mar 2023 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers we LOVE you!!   How much??? MORE!!!   Hey please give a follow, we are trying to break 1,000!  Thanks to all 985 of y'all who DID!!  Punk pop reading music for today's funny tour!TLDR we figured out NFG (*ar ar ar ) is from Flori...

Hats Finance meme contest - PLEASE HELP!! VOTE!!

27 Mar 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, y'all KNOW we love you!!  Our fearless Pub0x leader PVM has asked for Hat Finance memes!! & when PVM calls, Pub0x bros ANSWER!! Well, actually we fell down when he called for PUNKZ Saint Paddy's day cooking memes!! We NEVER cook for Sain...

D'oh Kwon goes DOWN!!!

24 Mar 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! AND the universe no longer loves D'OH!!!Let us all take time out of our busy day to laugh at D'oh's greatest hits as we wait for more details about D'Oh!! TLDR: Authorities in Montenegro have announced that they have nabbed D...

shark tank at The Lab - Pitch Night!

22 Mar 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!!  Being in Miami is wunnerful. Why?  Well there's the graffittiNo wait that's not it.   The Lab!! Pitch night!! THAT's it!!  We have been working with Kiel Mansa's  pre-pre launch coin, you can see it at themoneyverse.money....

Funniest crypto week of March 19th !!!

20 Mar 2023 2 minute read 14 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  There's plenty to laugh about as bitcoin stays over 28K!!  Let's get to it!!  Dear readers know we like to warm up with positive funnies!!   We laughed at Gnat West for slightly restricting flow out to crypto. Doesn't mean...

The funniest news in crypto March 12th

13 Mar 2023 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya!!   There's been a nuke from orbit ton of funnies hitting the crypto news scene lately!! Let's get caught up!! Warmup funnies: Well there's the "death of bitcoin' stories rushing to press!! Here's one!!TLDR: EAT it tradfi Barr...

The funniest crypto week of March 10th

11 Mar 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts!! We LOVE you!! & we love the crypto funnies and they have been STACKING UP lately!! Let's have a look!!!  Reading music - cause why notTLDL: the struggle is REAL, baby!! Warmup funnies!!  Vitalek issues an unendorsement!! An anti-endorse...

The funniest crypto today March 5th

6 Mar 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we LOVE YOU!!!  It's very funny that Gary gave a Howey notice of lawsuit to Paxos / BUSD.  Why? cause there are only four prongs to the Howey test. & one of them is-  did you invest  expecting profit? TLDR: Anyone who invested in BUSD expe...