Intrepid cryptonauts, we LOVE YOU!!! and we love everlasting crypto ( bitcoin, like viruses, rats, cockroaches and humans, WILL survive world war x to the nth power lol!
But don't get excited, we luv the funnies, truth, justice, and the Brooklyn way ( spread love ) just as much.
Anyway reading music please Davebot cries out in a rare moment of having enough memory AND cpu to talk ! What's it ALLLLL about mighty watch army riders? the pursuit of love n happiness famalams TLDR: let's stay togetherrrrrrrrrr ( if yer crabby, leave here & go listen to Motorhead Brave New World, but we could not print the lyrics to THAT pile of depression tonight cuz WE LOVE THE PUBOX !!!)
Why? well, not our earnings but THAT's not big Igor's fault, that's all us swapping out to the consulting GRIND baby and thank the world for the work too!! Ah, our Pub0x earnings, once so schweeeeeet, what's last month now? this is gonna HURT
TLDR: ouch yow pow blammo ugh ack. wtf. In the words of Bill The Cat, ack spllhhaoutoatueer ($#&!$(#$&#$(*$&#$# ~~~ !!!
TLDR: Ok, hertz donit? LET"S DO IT AGIN: oh oh wait the graphs dont' work that way, whew, we can skip that. only get the one month graphic and no WAY is Davebot gonna chart that failure in Excel ah ha ha ha well he would if you paid his day rate
But wait, who cares about chasing that dolla dolla a day if yer kicking arse!?? Why just the other day the wife said we had no optimism. We laughed WE DO HAVE OPTIMISM AH HA HA HA IGOR GAVE US A WHOLE PILE!!!
ahh, the dog days of the chitcoin STA dying a horrible death is all over. SUCH a chitcoin the Gecko DELISTED HER OH OH O O AHHHHHHHH!!!
yeppers we have to go to coinmarket to get a partial view hey in perspective doesn't look as bad as we remember it
TLDR: WTH, we all walked into a bar with Igor, then we all walked out the way we came in ah HA HA HA HA
really, not that bad, it just hurt that May & june lol ar ar ar ouch ar ow ha yowch it only hurts when we laugh
but we are laughing all the way to the booze store with OP!! Whatever chitcoins we had lying around on the 0x got swapped to OP. WTH is OP? we dunno, new eth killer. we had like 80 bucks.
Then one fine morning WTH IS. OP REALLY ?? YES IGOR BABY YES!!!!
TLDR: SUDDENLY our 100 dolla beer money is now THREE HUNDIE. WTAF go Pub0x GO!!!
Ah, ya know, by the time we figure out whos the new exchange ( eat a bag of FU's Kucoin for letting us first BUY 40 dolla in stablecoins, and THEN locking our (#$(#$&(*& account )
what wallet handles OP oh oh looks like coinbase, ok even Grandpa can handle THAT
lucky if we get out with two hundie. WAIT LOOK AT THE OP VS STA GET OUT GET OUT NOW THE PENGUIN IS IN THE HOUSE TLDR: corporate sez IT"S THE SAME PICTURE ah ha ha maybe not, lol oh
got a hostage pic in with Coinbase, but we can't take another breath until after working hours tomorrow lol !!
gotta hop mighty watch army, we love you oh OH OH WAIT!!! The greatest thing!! an AMAZING thing!! while we sweated for our fabu clients, we gave too little love to the 0x. Our writing career sat around with our thumb up our butt!!
BUT THE OX GAVE US ANOTHER HUNDIE FOLLOWERS WHOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!! AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: gosh darn it, they really like Bill the Cat!!
thank you thank you it's the body of work ha ha HA HA oOUCH STOP n
anyway we love y'all for it, and promise for life & art to keep putting out these love letters to crypto & y'all
WITH love and QUESTIONABLE MUSIC CHOICES!! not this time, we are on the rock on this one baby
excelsior superhuman ox army!! we love ya
coming back soon with 2023 recap why CUZ WE LOVE YA
peace out
love
Dave
Love and Happiness
Song by Al Green
Love and happiness, yeah
Something that can make you do wrong
Make you do right
Yeah, hmm
Love
Love and happiness
(But wait a minute)
Something's going wrong
Someone's on the phone
Three o'clock in the morning, yeah
Talking 'bout, how she can make it right, yeah
Well, happiness is when
You really feel good about somebody
There's nothing wrong
Being in love with someone
Yeah (babe)
Oh, baby
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
Yeah
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
Oh-oh
Have to say
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
Yeah
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
You be good to me
And I'll be good to you
We'll be together, yeah
We'll see each other
Walk away with victory, yeah-yeah
Oh, baby
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
Oh
Love and happiness (love and happiness)
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey
Make you do right, hey
Love'll make you do wrong, hey
Make you come home early, am
Make you stay out all night long
The power of love
Wait a minute
Let me tell you about the power
The power of love
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The power, of love
Power
Make you do right, yeah
Love'll make you do wrong, huh, yeah
Lady (love and happiness)
Hey, lady (love and happiness)
See the love
(Love and happiness) make you wanna dance and sing
(Love and happiness)
Make you wanna dance
Love and happiness, heh-heh
But love is
Wait a minute
Love is, heh-heh
Walkin' together, heh-heh
Talkin' together
Singin' together
Prayin' together
Say, I wanna moan, say
Moan for love, I say
Let me moan for love, I say
Wanna moan for love
Talkin' about the power