Cryptonauts, you know we love you cuz we do!! So sorry to miss out on running with your mighty watch army, takin whut ther givin cuz workin fer a livin. Who knew Huey went deaf and depressed? this must be Garth trying to help him out reading musicTLDR now again we understand!! ar ar ar get paid on Thorsday butr money's ready spent
Searching for the funnies fams not much but it's SUPER honest work arooo00000. Hit the high octane baby
funny crypto news!! warmem up FUNNIES!! ah HA HA HA HAH
TLDR: the race is on & it looks like heartbreak !! Cheems is gone but we made a funny to remember him by!! We, the last gasp of humanity before AI rules everything much smarter, decided collectively to space out, lock 2 MM, then say it's not locked it's all good, then say NUTHIN AH HA H AH AH HA HA and so the cosmic vortex caused by the passing of good doge Cheems is balanced and commemorated. ar ar ar ARF ARF ARF AH HA HA ARFARF ARF AROOOOOOOOO!!!
what else is funny OH OH YA !! Lazarus stole like a HALF TRILLION from BNB bridge used it to buy a boatload of Venus tokens. Then, they presumably voted for the latest governance proposal which JUST LIQUIDATED THEM FOR 60 MILLY!!! 
TLDR:AH ha ha tough day at the office Lazarus!!
ok we saved the biggest best happy feelgood story for last. Who's kicking arse!! Hint - they hold all the crypto in the FTX legal war. They've been around forever. More importantly - cue the celestial heavenly music - BitGo's record JUST HIT NUMBAH ONE with a bullet on the top of the strategic fundraising round. 
TLDR: first Netscape, then Chrome, then BitGo, we thinkee Mr. Belshe has a CLUE what all he should buy next !!!
OK we love ya gotta crank!! Peace out! Keep those recruits coming Louie your mighty watch army will RIDE AGAIN!! 
Peace out have a good snooze & good luck tomorrow !! Excelsior all! Take care of you n yours!!
Love
Dave
