Message found in digital bottle love ghost of davebot !!!! US Marshalls crypto monkeys join the trail of laughter and tears


Crypto punks you know Davebot loves you!!  Can only stop to talk from orbit, running software artifacts and business strategies out to the Rim in the asteroid mining belt and life is cheap n hard out here let us tell ya love to the Publish0x Interstellar Church tho!!! 

but HELL YA mighty mighty Publish0x!! what a great time to be alive mighty watch army! Celestial angels are singing for us  brothers and sisters!! We raised an army and maybe won?   Blockchain for all gummint spendig NOW !!!

Unless only Until the democrats and the EU and alla the other monkeys in the world figure out how to crash n burn USA 2.0.  Lord knows they left plenny o financial IEDs in the form of $(*&#(@#&*$ janet yellan and gary genlser's evil time bomb plays. 

All of our long term debt financed in only the 2 years on the yield curve makes for  bags of burning dogshit on the porch of the white house  with a refinance to the normal 10+ 30 yr bonds looking like an asteroid with a 30% to 80% chance of hitting earth  ( UPDATE THIS IS GETTING FIXED AMEN) 

BUT WE ARE HERE FOR THE FUNNIES !  and the CRYPTO OF TRUTH !! 

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funnist chit in 2024?  the faceplant of Eth, the giant of toxic bitcoin maximalism, the hacks and conceit, hilarious!! but easier for us to make fun of small chit .   As dear readers well know, the US Marshalls "lost" money to address poisoning - OR WAS IT AH HA HA we laughed because they were LAAAAAA ZY but in todays wonderful Bitcoin world of truth and transparency - were those US MARSHALS NOT lazy but Crooked?   ah hAH AH HA HA HA HA whoever ordered the bitcoin to be sold was a traitor HAHA arooo AROOOOO AR AR AR AR OOO YOU KNOW THAT"S TRUE 

ahh reading music !  for truth about crappy gummint !  TLDL: well for the go go dancers and amazing Tenor work I think it's a selmer mark six a proper fecking French sax nice club too step pretty brothers and sisters do the pony it's a brave new future

where were we?  Truth & Justice and KEYSTONE COPPERS AH HA HA HA HA

ah feck gotta hop 430ca030de0be0952b63994fb269f127be87f671f25a585eee1bfdaf3efbb769.pngTLDR:  NFTs a HA HA HA HA HA HA 

ETH VS BTC AR AR A RAR OOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDY HAR HAR

 

 

love 

peace out 

Song by JR Walker & The All Stars ‧ 1965   I said shotgun
Shoot 'em for he run now
Do the jerk baby
Do the jerk now
Hey Put on your red dress
And then you go downtown now
I said buy yourself a shotgun now
We're gonna break it down, baby now
We're gonna load it up, baby now
And then you shoot him for he run now I said shotgun
Shoot 'em for he run now
Do the jerk baby
Do the jerk now
Hey Shotgun
Shoot 'em for he run now
Do the jerk baby
Do the jerk now
Hey Put on your high heel shoes
I said we're goin' down here to listen to 'em play the blues
We're gonna dig potatoes
We're gonna pick tomatoes I said shotgun
Shoot 'em for he run now
Do the jerk baby
Do the jerk now
Hey I said it's twine time
I said it's twine time
I said it's twine time
Hey, what'd I say?

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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