Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Funny crypto news July 9th

10 Jul 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! What a great time to be alive!! & doing backflips here in Igor's intellectual palace with da GANG!!!   Your mighty watch army rides tonight!! To crypto truths justice and FUNNIES!!!  Warmup funnies!! Some youtuber hooked up...

Larry Fink has come to smother Bitcoin in paper bitcoin forever...

9 Jul 2023 2 minute read 18 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! But frens, Romans. countrymen, lend me your ears.  The ignoble Fink has come not really to praise King Bitcoin, but to bury her!  The penny finally dropped!! Yeah once Larry was FUNNY about how much he hated BTC !!  The ind...

Funny crypto news July 5th

6 Jul 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Inhabitants of the planet crypto, we LOVE YOU!!! SO good to be here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to a better civilization!!  The memes are flying boys n girls, protect your head ar ar ar !!  Thanks to the Publish0x and godfatha Igor it...

some funny crypto news July 2nd

5 Jul 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we loved you!! We missed y'all yesterday, did you miss us we missed you!!  We skipped a daily love letter to y'all, truth, justice, laughter, and freedom above fiat abuses against all odds!! Your mighty watch army missed you no time to lo...

AH JEST WANNA TESTIFY!!!! LOVE FOR THE PUBOX!! June earnings report and thanks

2 Jul 2023 1 minute read 20 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! And we thank y'all for every single click of love shown here each month!!  Reading music.  The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir used a horrible location in the 1980's in Brooklyn, in a scrap of a rundown building where Atl...

Funniest crypto news June 30th

1 Jul 2023 2 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you KNOW we LOVE YOU!!   Great funny times in the crypto funny biz!! Warmup funnies! does it seem like the news cycle is getting shorter and shorter?  ah HA HA HA.  One hour we get the SEC still in full crazy undersized dog attack mode, r...

Funny crypto news June 29

30 Jun 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers we love you!! So great to meet up with your watch army to ride for crypto justice in today's fiat world.  Warmup funnies - so no WONDER Gary was firing all of his guns at once against the existing crypto kings - just making room...

Funny crypto now June 28

29 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!   Y'all should know !!! You are the most special critters there is in the world!! Our favorite, the most important thing y'alls mom & dad ever did was to have YOU!!!  YAY!!!!!  Thanks for slowly but surely lifting mankind ab...

funny crypto new june 27

28 Jun 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE you!! Mighty watch army, feel the SURGE baby!!   What's funny?  The rise and rise of the forks.  In an alternate universe, if BTC piffs tomorrow these coins will continue on their distributed PoW halvening ways ar ar ar TLDR:  com...

Funniest crypto news June 26th

27 Jun 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  waaaaay late !  so reading music !! Count Hackula for y'all! TLDR: 2: 57 minutes of questionable music and awesome insane funny cars bound for glory!!   Just like your mighty Watch Army !! pour that avgas in baby & let's RI...