Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Funny crypto news June 24

25 Jun 2023 3 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you !! As does the long arc of history mighty Watch army!! Tack those Tannerite targets on the crypto negative Overton window and let's go slap happy!!  Warmup funnies then!! Sammy spent 700 MM on - making the cool kids hang out w...

Funniest crypto June 23

24 Jun 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto fans, WE LOVE YOU!!! So happy to be here with your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to a crypto future above fiat!!  warmup funnies - LItecoin is mooning ahead of the halvening!! AH ha!! What's funny lately?? There is SO MUCH good crypto n...

Funniest crypto June 22

23 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!  Thanks for just being YOU!!  Here we renew our vows to find the FUNNY crypto news.  There's so much positive news!! If yer a maxi ar ar ar!!  Cus it's alllll rock steady in the crypto world boys n girls!! reading music then...

Funniest crypto June 21

22 Jun 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya!! as does the BTC price action!! Everyone's all bullish !!  The Wall Street behemoths tricked us all, Gary led the attack against Coinbase and Binance and now the Blackrocks & Fidelity the whole gang swoop in!! Yeehaw, buckle...

Funniest crypto June 19

20 Jun 2023 2 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! Thanks for getting in formation with your mighty watch army, we ride for a better world above fiat through crypto funnies!! SImplistic warmup funnies:  Flying monkey lawyers singing and dancing!! TLDR: to the tune of 40 milly...

Funniest crypto June 18th

19 Jun 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

blockchain believers, we love you!! Thanks for being here for crypto on Father's Day on the 1A play that IS the mighty Pub0x!!  Saw a lighting strike on a telephone pole take down live wires yesterday, today there was what seemed to be a CLOSER strik...

Funniest crypto June 17th

18 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers we love you!!  Thanks for holding the line in these wild times with your mighty watch army!!  To work!! Let's laugh our way to a better crypto future above fiat abuses!!  Your mighty watch army has grown to battalion size, which...

funniest crypto June 16th

17 Jun 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain beliebers, we love you!!   Mighty watch army !! we thank you for your tours of duty!! & we are true beliebers baby reading music TLDL:  is the SEC going hair on fire crazed vengance scorched earth ?? ah ha ha you KNOW they are!!  But do we...

Funniest crypto news June 15th

16 Jun 2023 2 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers, we love you!! Thank you for joining the unstoppable hordes of your mighty Watch army!!  We ride for freedom from Cantillion positioned paper hanging fiat abuse!! Remember!! first they spit on you!! then we laugh at them! then th...

Your tax dollars at work - Gary Gensler's press gaming the system

15 Jun 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love you!   Wall street management always got bent out of shape when they perceived employees as gaming the system internally.  This  even though Wall Street is built on everyone trying to game the system externally all the time.   We a...