cryptonauts we love ya!! saddle soap up the leathers we RIDE mighty watch army!!
heard of metal fatigue? reading music then TLDR we shoulndta left ya !! but lets try again
cuz theres a boatload of funny crypto news lately fams!
warmup warmups! 
funnier Dave! ya ya ya okwell. well Argentine said don't cry for me but we are THROWING DOWN on this crazy voodoo chit ah HA HA HA HA HA 
Dear readers know this is funny WRLD STILL never came close to the 350 milly market cap Bloomberg lied about on day one ah HA HA HA
ok funnier. We once met Dan Schulman, head of PayPal, who just slipped in the greatest merican commerical stablecoin launch under the radar EVAH. He seemed like a TOTALLY together dude we did think. We were just running him keys for a rental.
Well, DAN did not bribe Maxy enuff!! which is hilarious because SHE said THIS 
and then the internet said AH HA HA HA HA HA STOP STOP 
TLDR: NO seriously ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA STOP STOP PLEASE ar ar ar aoooo00000000
TLDR: ah HA HA HA erm cough oohhhhh.
the bittrex settlement is pretty funny but we gotta pass out. Gummint - give us 1.3 billy. Bitrex how bout 24 milly, that's only like a 98% discount. Gary OK. So now our SEC is like a pair of speakers worth one thousand three hundred dollars !! but YOU can buy them NOW for only $23.99!! ah HA HA HA
Peace out
excelsior mighty watch army your platoon awaits only you !! Excelsior!!
peace out love
Dave
