Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Funniest crypto June 13

14 Jun 2023 1 minute read 17 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! thanks for helping to evolve mankind through laughter at fiat abuses!!  What funny crypto can we find today?   Warmup funnies!!  We don't know from Nostr.  Nostrilachoo, the coked vampire?  No No Nostrlier. Nostre? Nostr.  W...

Funniest crypto news June 10-11th

12 Jun 2023 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thank you for being here repping crypto as the western empire strikes back!!   Let's start with a simple nature tale of happy crypto over the ages TLDR a feel good story everybody loves!! Hey, that 8 milly of bitcoin that's...

Funniest crypto news June 9th

10 Jun 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! Thanks for jetting in to hang with the cool kids here in your mighty Watch Army!!  Our mission - laugh our way to a crypto positive future above fiat abuses.   Yeaaaaa warmup funnies!!! This article is so sad, bitter, small...

Funny crypto news June 8

9 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for keeping the faith during these funny times!!  How funny are they? Well warmup funnies - secretly we all now know that crypto is gonna be aaight!! TLDR: how do we know this?? because the legacy media says CRYPTO IN...

funniest crypto June 6

7 Jun 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for bringing a better world through laughter above fiat!!  it's another tough day for crypto humor.  Tough love people!! When the going get's tough, the weird turn pro!! or something, lols.  we are still suiting up an...

Funniest crypto June 5th

6 Jun 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya! & it only hurts when we laugh!!  Tough day for crypto humor.  But it's still out there, man!!   How bout some WARMUP funnies!! TLDR: well Pepe hit what, a buncha zeros followed by 100?  Whereas we got in at a buncha zeros fol...

The funniest parts of the Ledger fiasco!

4 Jun 2023 3 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin we love you!! Thanks for hitting the Pub0x to laugh your mighty Watch Army's way to a better future above fiat abuses!    But ya know, the funnies are the most important part of THAT equation!! And Ledger has provided a tragicomedy in multi...

Funny crypto news June 3

4 Jun 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! We got BOTH kinds of blockchain humor here - Bitcoin AND crypto!   Salsa AND merengue!! Country AND western ar ar ar!!  The biggest funny right now is dear readers remember we felt bad for micro aggressing Charlie Shrem in L...

funniest crypto June 2nd

3 Jun 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love you and ya KNOW IT!!   We've been cranking the love notes disguised as missives from the crypto humor every day since last June baby!!  Blasting open the crypto positive Overton window and then your MIGHTY WATCH ARMY RIDES IN!!! ...

Funniest crypto June 1st

2 Jun 2023 2 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for hooking up to ride for laughs for a better crypto future!!  What do we get for crypto funnies today? Here's one- CZ says Binance has a wall street like program of laying off non performers all the time!!  Called "...