Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


Funniest crypto may 31

1 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for helping to take the moral risk out of money!! One raucous  belly laugh at a TIME mighty watch army!!  The funniest crypto right now!! there's always warmup crypto funnies !!  All the old cliches are now coming tru...

TESTIFY for LOVE of the mighty mighty Pub0x!! May earnings

31 May 2023 3 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Crytpo engineers for the freedom of money - we love you!! The long arc of history loves you!! And we love the Pub0x and want to thank each and every one of you for your service in your beloved watch army, no matter how brief!! & especially thanks if...

Funniest crypto may 30

31 May 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts  we love you!! and crypto and Igors' Pub0x as a metaphor for ever improving humanity!! We gather together in your mighty watch army today like every day to laugh our way to a better tomorrow!! warmup funnies Unbanked caved after running s...

Funniest crypto May 28

28 May 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!!  Thanks for flying in to ride with your mighty Watch Army to bring a crypto positive world through laughter!! It's very important!!! The Pub0x baby!!  warmup funnies:  we actually bothered to defeat the Forbes paywall to re...

Funniest crypto may 27

27 May 2023 2 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Good on ya for evolving to separate church from state from money!!  The future loves you.   Meanwhile, we love the FUNNIES!!!  really stupid simplistic warmup funnies!! Hey kids!! $#(#$$#(*& the METRIC system!! TLDR...

Funniest crypto May 26

27 May 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride another positive crypto overton window chuckledrive baby!!  NOT in the FT YAY!!  Time to walk in the sunshine!!  Warmup funnies!!  yess baby!! Dear readers will remember    TLDR:  Brexit smexit....

Miami bitcoin wrap up !

26 May 2023 3 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! & promise this is IT for miami BTC blab!!  TLDR: of course, it had to happen, we ran into an old NYC fintech frenemy at the conference.   It was like Seinfeld meeting Neuman - we got tickets for 85% off, but HE got them for...

Funniest crypto of Bitcoin Miami THE REAL STORY ar ar ar

22 May 2023 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!  Wait, we are all maxis now so, y'know, bitcoiners AND cryptonauts, we still love you!! ar ar ar  Oh man this time with only a small headache, what was great & funny that we missed?  Loads of funny stuff !! Warm up high qual...

Funniest crypto at bitcoin miami May 20

21 May 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey we saw the Volcano Queenie, Stacy Herbert her own self, walking through the exhibition hall today !! Ha ha, we tipped our hat at her, she said thank you!! Be still our fluttering heart!!  Today's reporting is brought to you by Josue figuring out...

Bitcoin baby

20 May 2023 1 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer