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Oh BAY BEE!  Davebot has escaped and doesn't give a flying (#$&#$(*& dont CARE what the score is coach PUT GATOR BACK IN GAME NOW!  

 

strange STRANGE scenes in the death throes of the great american fiat experiment in high trust baseless money.  Betrayed and collapsed, oddly, not from without but from within.  

but WE, mighty watch army, are here to LAUGH until we CRY!!  ON THREE LET"S HIT IT 

THE ALMIGHTY horn section of the toxic bitcoin maximalists states the fugue ! ar ar AR AR R R A1c0bca2ce20bb1d327c443e2963b47536c851914261f57ff0ac25a6fae7689fc.png

 

TLDR the Taiwanese dollar shall be mine, sayeth the bitcoin.  Sorry ruble, too bad peso lookit these chitcoins arooo00000OOOOOOO 

Zoom out for the big fun!!  BTC could now buy all the Saudi Arabians Rials in the world and ALMOST HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVAH TO BUY ALL THE THAI BAHTs TOO AH HA HA HA 

but wait wait wait the whole reason we are doing this is for an excuse to play this READING MUSIC. HEY BAAAAYYYYYYYYY BEEEE WE GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE PINK PUDDY TAT pink pony club 

 

TLDR :     NEED that reading music cause there is blackpills in the air 

OK Watch Army !!  Lock the suicide throttle on we RIDE !!    wait where the eff were we OH ya 

Zoom out for the big funnies at the TOP of the BTC vs Everybody (plus Detroit) charts 

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TLDR:   Let's do the league tables for international supremacy in the future ( plus wherever mIkey Sailor chooses to live ) 

 

USA first in war first in peace first in crypto sortof.  Gummint has a LOT seized and stolen, Wall Street has been mining for a LONG time . Looking good, the Dolla Dolla bill is still the biggest badass final boss BTC has to face.  The mighty greenback  hasn't even assumed it's final shape yet, but the dolla has lost some power around the edges with the current beating of the Petroldollar by Rubles and china & india 

don't worry about China, they are still mining like crazy while ALSO grabbing from the people looking good !  they could have rode a first mover advantage into world domination but ya can't trust commie decision making over the long haul.  And the people of Japan have been ahead of us all for ten years anyway on most everything so, ya know good deal.  but the FUNNIES davebot

 

HOW IT STARTED 

b8e6d155f96ecd95f0cff07ace6befaa37d82adec1d6e107b032f8397df3123f.png the FUNNIES davebot ZOOM OUT FOR THE BIG FUN FUNNIES AH HA HA HA HA chitcoin ahoy CHITCOIN AHOY !!  looks like whatever that one chitcoin ask Felix!! 

'HOW"S IT GOING?  82502918d2263a2a47de706aa05d592115e8abd0411fa8a2ef3e5e911f849236.png

 

 

The setup is complete!  the joke if y'all are still there5389811afbd061389dcfbacf32d8c41e51e2fd383526827bded69c31341cae49.pngTLDR the jokes write themselves.  Bitcoin is inedible AND the portions are small!!  it is worth zero - but I SHOULD REGULATE IT AH HA HA HA HA H AH

 

OH OH OH HOW"S IT GOIN CHRISTINKY?? 0f300b72a54c8acc7ba296de5262cb5f2e813e27107abfe64fc60337eab74147.pngTLDR: the decline and fall of the EU.  Wow, what if a smart leader could have gone with this revolution just THINK 440976bef90422c7a27e5eb9d1114bea3c1fbd412fe08550eec5676054f2f5a0.png

TLDR:  what were we saying about the EU oh ya you can't trust commie leadership over the long haul!! and INEXPLICABLY,   Christinka is "appointed" to another  EIGHT LONG YEARS of malfeasance and inability to deal with the future SHE WAS NEVER ELECTED JUST SELECTED 

 

 

ahhh jeez degauss dave bot put some tinfoil on the antenna tap the fiber 

OverviewLyricsListen       Search Results Main Results Lyrics   I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club I'm up and jaws are on the floor
Lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door
Blacklights and a mirrored disco ball
Every night's another reason why I left it all I thank my wicked dreams a year from Tennessee
Oh, Santa Monica, you've been too good to me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club Don't think I've left you all behind
Still love you and Tennessee
You're always on my mind
And mama, every Saturday
I can hear your southern drawl a thousand miles away, saying God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing
I'm gonna keep on dancing Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Daniel Nigro / Kayleigh Rose Amstutz Pink Pony Club lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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