Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!


funny crypto news Aug 5

6 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!   ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!! ??  dunno if we are tldl that's a bit better.... what's funny MIGHTY WATCH ARMY!!!  CRANK IT UP!!!  The us gummint is always funny !  we reckon Kathie was right when she bought all that COIN early th...

Funny Crypto News Aug 7th

3 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you !!  Ride for funnies mighty Watch Army !!  Blind tired so risky but what do we care!!! Reading music for blind faith !! TLDL BAAAAAY BEEE !!!  OK then Kyle, always funny, just took it to a NEW LEVEL AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: pass t...

Testify for Publish0x LOVE!! July earnings!!! thank you THANK Y'ALL!

2 Aug 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Pub0xers, y'all know we love you, and now once again we love to take this chance to TESTIFY to Igor's intellectual international party palace THANK YOU!!   Thank each and every one of y'all for joining your mighty watch army to RIDE for...

Funny Crypto News July 31st

1 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! & it's not even midnight yet!! Thanks for just being you, here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to the freedom of money!! What's funny?  Well Gary is pretty much always funny, but this is hilarious:   turns out th...

funny crypto news July 30th

31 Jul 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! loads funny today!!  warmup funnies:TLDR:  90% of miners canpiff tomorrow its alllll ok. MOAR warmup funnies! TLDR: who hacked wintermute?  Enquiring minds wanna KNOW!!! Speaking of the rat, not ONLY did he nip off with 400MM...

funny crypto July 28th

29 Jul 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crhyptonauts we love you!!  lashed asleep at the wheel, lower brain thanks ye kindly for riding with your mighty watch army tonight HIT IT !!!  oh no lower brain on the wheels of steel!!! DJ reptile TLDR: what's funny then  lower brain would like to...

funny crypto news Jul 26

27 Jul 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride the funnies in your crypto liberation mighty Watch Army HOO rah@!  How fried are we?  lower brain is running the show trigger warning!! Here's the reading music to prove it ar ar ar TLD...

Worldcoin pumps and dumps, lapdog media GOES WILD CHEERING YAY!!!!!!!

25 Jul 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! the universe will show y'all love for  your duty here in your mighty watch army, laughing our way to freedom of money!!  What's funny today ?  Well, worldcoin, fer sure!! The iris scanning uniworld Orb loving data buying chi...

Gary Gensler has to save us from people like Gary Gensler

23 Jul 2023 1 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! thanks for riding the range with your mighty watch army, even tho we went AWOL and started loving on Gary for not allowing BTC ETF's !  Ah ha ha ha we went to find the one pretty picture of Gary out there!  when Gary teachi...

Gary Gensler Fan club!!! Just say NO (thanks) to a Bitcoin spot ETF!!

23 Jul 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all know it!! So beer us out for a moment, lissen up mighty Watch Army patrol!!  You know we ride for the forces of good and our strength is the strength of ten because our heart is pure and we LOVE y'all!  Excelsior to th...