Cryptonauts ya KNOW we LOVE YOU!! Don't be fooled by our feeble attendance and/or questionable reading music choices
TLDR your mighty watch army loads into the Marine drop shuttle rockets and we RIDE!! RIP Finn!! Searching for crypto humor it has been too long!!!
What's funny? We glance at the headlines BTC has CRASHED!! it's ALL OVER!! AGAIN !! and agin & then we notice bitcoin still there at 26 ar ar ar that's very funny. and in a sea of red right this second 
yeeaaaa baby you know it's Binance!! up over 10% over XRP ya freaking propellerhaids what downvoted us !!
OK funnier Dave. Well the feds were busy moving stolen funds around when some got stolen ah HA HA HA
TLDR just copy and paste the address every time!! Count the clicks it's NOT THAT MANY AH HA HA HA HA!! hey yer gettin PAID for a FULL workday at the DEA why you cuttin corners ah HA HA HA HA
what else is funny - funny not funny, our boy Zach does the Arkham research thingie and discovers who REALLY owns the wallet / project. Then he drops the bomb 
TLDR: when Zach said the near future that turned out to be an HOUR AH H HA HA HA isn't there anything else Zach could have done?? Alerted Binance maybe ??? SOMETHING?? 
TLDR: Ah HA HA HA was Zach the cause or the effect? It's ok Zachers we understand, true art will be convulsive or not at all !!!!!!!
ok, we need much much funnier Dave! ah c'mon ZachXBT WUZ funny there but ok
Well how bout our boy Pepe. We pause gnawing on our wrists to laugh at the final Pepe insults to injury. We no longer care about the 40% gas fees as we lose 100% of capital ah HA HA HA ow ow ow ha HA ow ouch. 5/7ths of the Pepe dev's rug pulled.
This is funny as we remember believing that the Pepe project was anointed and delivered, or hands off and abandoned, somehow Pepe was supposed to be free in the world to make it's own way, WTF #%(*($##(*. BULLLLL 9742497#(*!&!($&!($&* DID WE swallow there?? ohhhhh 
TLDR ok we are gonna need a LOT funnier in here, get the monkeys and the canoes to our desk by noon #(@!#$(& !!!!
dig dig OK We got it !! Member when that woman got caught CLUMSILY laundering funds from the BitFinex hack? that was awesome, and we all thought well, she was just a dummy laundering, the real hacker still got away. 
TLDR: This is like a New Jersey mobster scene gone bad ah HA HA HA HA. Joey bought a Caddy working as a shoeshine boy!! a caddy DEALERSHIP ar ar ar. Oh man Illya, Ilya, lookit u
TLDR we modeled our 9 year old badass selves after Ilya. Just like the Cleaners from Venus apparent;ly
Hey, in the John Grisham lawyer porn fiction books sometimes the crookish guy gets to keep some of the interest before the funds are returned - well they stole 77 milly but they have 5 BILLY to GIVE BACK AH HA HA HA HA ar ar ar ar oooo0000000 lookit that BTC baby!! Illya has some of that stashed, stashed stashed!!! Ilya Kurearchin looked at me!!
TLDR: pure comedy gold. Dear readers know if Ol Razzelkhan is writing a column about fighting fraud and cybercrime, ah ha hh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! She did become suspicious at some point ah HA HA HA HA
OK we love y'all, gotta get back to work, wish us luck, we wish y'all luck!!
We love you mighty watch army! Excelsior!! For truth justice and the funnies!!!
and we GOTTA KEEP ON ROCKIN!! 
Onward & upward watch army
Peace out
love
Dave
