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10 Sep 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty Watch Army, going for beast mode but stuck in Go-Rilla! RIDE like the WIND for crypto justice truth & THE JOKES BABY!!! It's OK, we were all replaced by bots. For example, our bot knew sooner or later, we were gon...
7 Sep 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! Ladies get in formation!! Your mighty watch army is moving out!! Tho the noise y'all hear is our arse dragging down the stairs. Reading music to cover up then !! TLDL: the song all the people that died died is stronger...
5 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts ya KNOW we love you!! Lash us to the wheel Admiral time & tide wait for NO mighty Watch Army!! Wooohoooo running SO hot how tough is it? well we are playing the Runaways for help if that helps to understand TLDR: none of the lou reed ve...
4 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Mighty Watch Army, we miss our rides!! May have had a breakthru and can come BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!! Oh man cryptonauts we miss our love thang. Paying the rent writing has been a blessing but we folded like a cheap suit trying to keep up with our...
27 Aug 2023 2 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts ya KNOW we LOVE YOU!! Don't be fooled by our feeble attendance and/or questionable reading music choices TLDR your mighty watch army loads into the Marine drop shuttle rockets and we RIDE!! RIP Finn!! Searching for crypto humor it ha...
21 Aug 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, you know we love you cuz we do!! So sorry to miss out on running with your mighty watch army, takin whut ther givin cuz workin fer a livin. Who knew Huey went deaf and depressed? this must be Garth trying to help him out reading musicT...
13 Aug 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
cryptonauts we love ya!! saddle soap up the leathers we RIDE mighty watch army!! heard of metal fatigue? reading music then TLDR we shoulndta left ya !! but lets try again cuz theres a boatload of funny crypto news lately fams! warmup warmups! fun...
9 Aug 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for riding for truth & justice!! Ohhh man WAY TOOOOO HOT reading music TLDL dear readers know we hate to play music with no vids but this is worth it & short OK FUNNY CRYPTO hey member when Zuck tried to launch a sta...
6 Aug 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!! ?? dunno if we are tldl that's a bit better.... what's funny MIGHTY WATCH ARMY!!! CRANK IT UP!!! The us gummint is always funny ! we reckon Kathie was right when she bought all that COIN early th...
4 Aug 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, you know we hope you know we love you!!! cuz we DO!! Thanks for being like music, in the category of cool things humans will do together. AAAIIIIIGHT !!! boots n saddles & fresh batteries!! & reading music #$#*&$( reading music gotta h...
