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By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 6 Aug 2023

Cryptonauts we love ya!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!! ??

dunno if we are tldl that's a bit better.... what's funny MIGHTY WATCH ARMY!!! CRANK IT UP!!!

The us gummint is always funny ! 3d4bdaab017fa9c6c0ebaa545461af0af8641ae9b03221d98f4b9918436c142d.png we reckon Kathie was right when she bought all that COIN early this year ah HA HA HA d16163c40f8d02aeccbafbf421624ef4b951f98ab11a9a56faf8ceb4b222a8dd.png

We would like to point out BNB is up 10% past XRP. 10%!!! Dislike us NOW dear readers!!!

Speaking of COIN this is funny: 6c68a989719053db639bcb080944f15192704a722834677c89a2ecccac4fee62.png TLDR: this is an ANCIENT wall street axiom / joke. The SEC? they can't even regulate baseball cards!! ar ar ar ar ar

cqn we hit it & quit? Curve!! Curve is #$($#(& funny. The hack, the ecosystem collapses, 100 milly house loans, suddenly a chitcoin consortium is born!! 26ac219d4974d3cd0087f7082739c71e711ff651a8604693a9a53232f46edcd6.png TLDR: & then the hacker gives back 90% !! wow, bish bash action!!

The FUNNIEST part? everyone @#(!*@#(& about how this whipround to save Curve violated the ideals of crypto !! Did it? No, it was NOT a "had to be trusted" single point. or, oh wait, was it?? Was it chitcoin Jazus saving us singlehandedly ah HA HA HA HA. not sure morally / ethically, but it's FUNNY!!

gotta pass out love y'all take care !

peace out

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Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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