Funny crypto news baby Sept 4th


Cryptonauts ya KNOW we love you!! Lash us to the wheel Admiral time & tide wait for NO mighty Watch Army!! 

Wooohoooo running SO hot how tough is it?  well we are playing the Runaways for help if that helps to understand TLDR: none of the lou reed versions were competent enough ah HA HA HA HA no seriously ar arar  It was either that or a detroit band that's just where we are right now NOT AT ALL!! 

ahh that's better.  Now then FUNNY CRYPTO 

we try to get out of it but they drag us back in lol BAYC had a convention & a lot of them stayed here!!  We saw mutant ape stickers lying around, like WTF OH ok !!!  Did we berate them for stealing Nazi iconography?  we did not we were nice so they thought we were NORMIES YAYYYYYbcb7996f08444ff948344b707a50930b8e6fc1fe8e2bbc234619b17312ed2844.pngTLDR: so then they wanted to simian man splain the MLM gent's club of cool for the uncool that IS Bayc.    ah HA HA HA !!! 

We thought they would be cowed with the floor price dropout but NO they were going to cool recording studios & Wynwood artyness & whatnot.   Hat's OFF Apes!!!  Go thru bigish fellas & girls!! 

The real funny: we failed to get his picture, but we saw Jason the ape ( of the Boring Talk Show also think he is like duke hustlemonkey or something respect) around.  He finally gave us that sticker.  When I showed the wife his sticker she KNEW WHO IT WAS JASON DID HIS HAIR HE IS jason the ape it's awesome. 

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Meanwhile, in Gary Gensler's wet dream the head of the MAS is now PREZ O DENT???? WTAH??? 

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what else oh ya Gala Games!! Pop quiz - give us an example of first world problems OK 87602843035f291082f8901db286992ea6cd2975f5ad03c34f53079815a32ec5.pngTLDR: even at today's prices man that's a lot of ammo!!  Perhaps some gasoline as well? 467fe75145ce5be3411c8feedfb3148c716f48b4a43241fcf1032f523284e965.png

 

We love you mighty Army!! we ride again soon!  All our love

gotta snooze & work 

peace out, 

Love

Dave 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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