Paypal makes Zuck look like even more of a cuck!!!! Funny crypto Aug 8th

By Dave Sawyer | Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW | 9 Aug 2023

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for riding for truth & justice!!

Ohhh man WAY TOOOOO HOT reading music TLDL dear readers know we hate to play music with no vids but this is worth it & short

OK FUNNY CRYPTO hey member when Zuck tried to launch a stablecoin?? & the whole world freaked out, the gummint held hearings, it failed miserably, they MADE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING FOR PERMISSION AH H AH AH AHA HA HA HATLDR: ah HA HA HA HA HA !!!! seriously.

Anyway, THAT was FUNNY. & so even funnier - Paypal just ($#&$(& DID IT MAN dTLDR: Yep. No hiring gummint monkees that don't help, no gummint hearings, just powie bam here's your stablecoin how's yer fatha?? ah HA HA HA ar ar ar aroo))))0000000!!

Even funnier Bloomberg trots out the old anti-crypto agitprop narrative so familiar to dear WATCH ARMY riders!!

Digital tokens being adopted ain't SLUGGISH y'all bald faced LIARS !!! TLDR: dear readers KNOW Tether ALONE blew past VIsa and Massacard WAY BACK IN THE END OF 2022!!!! ar ar ar ar ar oo000000000!!!! WHAT a lie from our supposed financial experts eat a bag BB!!!

We love you mighty watch army!!! stay safe and ride like the wind!!! keep those recruits coming someday we will get some sleep & return with more IQ. Maybe.

Peace out!!

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Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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