Cryptonauts we love ya!! Ladies get in formation!! Your mighty watch army is moving out!!
Tho the noise y'all hear is our arse dragging down the stairs. Reading music to cover up then !! TLDL: the song all the people that died died is stronger but too depressing right now baby FUNNIES dave FUNNIES
OK Nima Capital VC rug pull!!! Variation on a theme in D minor ar ar ar arooo000000!!!
TLDR: the VC dumps ALLL the coins they took, turns out the lights on social media, and flees into the night!!!! ah HA HA HA HA.
This is REALLY funny, though, all those stories?? They are not showing the face of the VC mastermind rug puller, cuz it doesn't fit the bro narrative, but WE love ya & are not that bright so WE will ah HA HA HA HA HA 
TLDR: she learned from KKR ah HA HA HA !! Bear Stearns was responsible for a lot really!!! Anyhoo, gaze into the face of evil, the first VC crypto rugpull . Just a sudden de-investment really, was it even illegal ah hA HA HA our girl Suna Said, speaking at the Millken investment conf back in 2015 boy she learned from the BEST 
TLDR ar ar ar ar !!!
Ya know we are just being hard ol Nima Cap. Let's go to the Gecko troops!!! Pop quiz ! Part 1 or 2: spot the rugpull yesterday ish 
TLDR: ar ar ar ok that was easy lookit that VOLUME AH HA HA HA HA
OH but wait there's more Part B: Zoom out for laughs. Spot the rugpull NOW baby!!
TLDR: zoom out ah HA HA zen exercise. First there was a VC rugpull, then there IS no rugpull, just a Sugarfix chitcoin reverse bounce, a silent f*rt in the night. ah AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Be nice to Sura, as a crypto VC she has paid enough. that'sall just noise just presstidudes hungry for crypto negative news!!
ok more funnier dave 
aahhh we got nuthin gotta present a moving target run like (@$$(&!!
Peace out, excelsior mighty Watch Army
Love
Dave
It's too late
To fall in love with Sharon Tate
But it's too soon
To ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb I think it's time that you all start
To think about gettin' by
But I have that need to go out and find somebody to love It's too late
There's no one left that I even want to imitate
You see, you just don't know
I'm here to give you my heart
And you want some fashion show But it ain't no contribution
To rely on an institution
To validate your chosen art
And to sanction your boredom
And let you play out your part It's too late
You know when they got nothin' to give
They only part their legs for what's negative
They're so decadent...
Until their daddy's money from home's all spent So I think it's time, because it's too easy
To rely on worshipping devils and strangers in bed,
Though they do get good drugs, and they do give good head It's too late
You shoulda realized I was worth the wait
Ah, but you didn't hesitate
When he took you off, you let him seal our fate
