Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty Watch Army, going for beast mode but stuck in Go-Rilla! RIDE like the WIND for crypto justice truth & THE JOKES BABY!!!
It's OK, we were all replaced by bots. For example, our bot knew sooner or later, we were gonna play this TLDR: our inserted memory says we may have stolen this album. From a LIBRARY oh sin.... we were underage if that helps any Ok that's better now then
FUNNIES AH HA HA HA ouch ow yow HA HA 
TLDR: ok, TBF there is a lot to laugh at here. Our boy Faruk, now in jail with his sisters and brothers ( points for style right there ) did pull a top ten crypto whoopsie when Thodex turned out the lights & ran with TWO BILLY!! Running from Turkey to Albania turned out not to be far enough tho ah HA HA HA as a Yank we have no geography but it surely looks like you could drive from Istanbul to Albania in a HALF DAY if you felt like it ah HA HA HA ! But as the joke goes, from the sentance clearly some gummint athorities must be thinking Faruk had to travel with. coffins & native soil and could not cross water cuz they are worried about what his immortal arse will be doing in the year 13,123 & beyond!! 
Judging from the smirk Faruk has enough coins stashed that he is not worried about milk money!
FUNNIER DAVE dunno. We got pretty!! pretty vacant !! 
TLDR: hack Vitalek's twitter, what do ya do with it? You COULD start world war III or maybe crash Binance!! nah, just phish ! including some CryptoPunks ( 47 Eth floor price) yeeee haw . Dudes WHAT are y'all DOING connecting a wallet with 80 grand in it to ANY rando tweet REALLLLY !???! 
ah ha ha ha HA HA HA what you were so proud of that wallet y'all wanted everyone to KNOW what all was in it!! ah HA HA HA erp sorry. yeah, we feel bad for them, yeah that's it right?
oops our bot is tired and just failed the Turing test, no empathy ah HA HA HA uh sorreee.
we got nuthin agin
Peace out mighty Watchers!! Take care of yourselves & good luck !! Excelsior!!! ACCEPT ONLY REALLY REALLY GOOD SUBSTITUTES AH HA HA HA
EXCELSIOR !!!! TAKE THE HIGH GROUND MIGHTY ARMY!!!
Love,
Dave
(Woo)
Get it
In the mornin'
Don't say you love me
'Cause I'll only kick you out of the door
I know your name is Rita
'Cause your perfume's smellin' sweeter
Since when I saw you down on the floor, guitar, woo
You won't need too much persuadin'
I don't mean to sound degradin'
But with a face like that
You got nothin' to laugh about
Red lips, hair and fingernails
I hear you're a mean old Jezebel
Let's go up stairs and read my tarot cards, come on, honey
Stay with me
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay with me, oh yeah
Stay with me
Stay with me
For tonight you better stay with me, oh, rock on
Oh-oh
So in the mornin'
Please don't say you love me
'Cause you know I'll only kick you out the door
Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home
You can even use my best cologne
Just don't be here in the mornin' when I wake up, come on, honey
Stay with me
Stay with me
'Cause tonight you're gonna stay with
Sit down, get up, get down
Stay with me
Stay with me
'Cause tonight you're gonna stay with me
Hey, what's your name again?
Oh no
Get out, woo
No, no, no
Woo
Get yourself home
Slow down, babe
Woo
