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28 Jun 2023 1 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE you!! Mighty watch army, feel the SURGE baby!! What's funny? The rise and rise of the forks. In an alternate universe, if BTC piffs tomorrow these coins will continue on their distributed PoW halvening ways ar ar ar TLDR: com...
27 Jun 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you!! waaaaay late ! so reading music !! Count Hackula for y'all! TLDR: 2: 57 minutes of questionable music and awesome insane funny cars bound for glory!! Just like your mighty Watch Army !! pour that avgas in baby & let's RI...
25 Jun 2023 3 minute read 10 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love you !! As does the long arc of history mighty Watch army!! Tack those Tannerite targets on the crypto negative Overton window and let's go slap happy!! Warmup funnies then!! Sammy spent 700 MM on - making the cool kids hang out w...
24 Jun 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
Crypto fans, WE LOVE YOU!!! So happy to be here with your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to a crypto future above fiat!! warmup funnies - LItecoin is mooning ahead of the halvening!! AH ha!! What's funny lately?? There is SO MUCH good crypto n...
23 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for just being YOU!! Here we renew our vows to find the FUNNY crypto news. There's so much positive news!! If yer a maxi ar ar ar!! Cus it's alllll rock steady in the crypto world boys n girls!! reading music then...
22 Jun 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts, we love ya!! as does the BTC price action!! Everyone's all bullish !! The Wall Street behemoths tricked us all, Gary led the attack against Coinbase and Binance and now the Blackrocks & Fidelity the whole gang swoop in!! Yeehaw, buckle...
21 Jun 2023 1 minute read 15 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain believers we LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for saving the world! What's funny in crypto today?? The time has come to spit on your hands, and gather all ye altcoins and burn em for BITCOIN MAXI MAXI OI OI OI!! Yes, it's 2023, J.P. Morgan owns Eth,...
20 Jun 2023 2 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer
Cryptonauts we love ya!! Thanks for getting in formation with your mighty watch army, we ride for a better world above fiat through crypto funnies!! SImplistic warmup funnies: Flying monkey lawyers singing and dancing!! TLDR: to the tune of 40 milly...
19 Jun 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer
blockchain believers, we love you!! Thanks for being here for crypto on Father's Day on the 1A play that IS the mighty Pub0x!! Saw a lighting strike on a telephone pole take down live wires yesterday, today there was what seemed to be a CLOSER strik...
18 Jun 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer
Blockchain believers we love you!! Thanks for holding the line in these wild times with your mighty watch army!! To work!! Let's laugh our way to a better crypto future above fiat abuses!! Your mighty watch army has grown to battalion size, which...
