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FT Crypto Watch May 15th

15 May 2023 3 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! Today's mission of mercy into the pink lady is brought to you by punk rock love songs.  This time an original!! TLDR: Safe from tradfi depression, with loins girded with happiness, saddle up buckaroos, we RIDE  in your mighty...

The funniest crypto news week of May 14th

15 May 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thanks for riding intelligensia shotgun for humanity here on Igor's crypto party palace, the Publish0x!!  Whenever we conceptualize the Pub0x, we think TLDR: we can't help but think of Jorge Luis Borges's infinite library. ...

The funniest crypto news May 13

14 May 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! Salutations for being here once again to ride in your Watch Army, laughing our way to a better future above fiat abuses!!  This week BTC price action hurts when we laugh!   BEN not lookin too good. THAT"S funny!!  Even SAI...

FT crypto watch May 9 - 13

13 May 2023 2 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! & apparently y'all and the algo love us a lot more when we stay the eff out of the FT!!  & even tho we are not that bright mighty Watch Army, we must admit we are a lot happier outside of the cryptonegative FT.  Here we look...

Funniest crypto news May 12th

13 May 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! So nice to run with y'all and not the nasties at the FT!!  Yeehaw it's FRIDAY and we are not reading the horrid cryptofinance YAY!!!!   What's funny in crypto news then?  Warmup positive news funnies!! TLDR: yeah man, Nayib'...

Funniest crypto news May 11

12 May 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we hope you know we love you!!! Cause we do!! Ye'll go straight to heaven for the crypto positive Overton window moving gig of rocking up her on the shores of Publish0xland baby!!  We missed a big funny yesterday -   Grayscale ha...

The funniest crypto news May 10th

11 May 2023 2 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!  So thankful to be with everyone here on Igor's endless temple of crypto learning!!  Looking for the FUNNIES!!!  Warmup funnies!! Hey member when everyone said all the ETH coming unstaked in the Shapella upgrade would crash t...

Funniest crypto news May 9th

10 May 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for laughing for a better future!  We ride amigos in search of funny crypto news!!  Warmup funnies - ya, Binance US just like us is all messed up cuz THE GAS COSTS TOO $#(!&* MUCH Seriously its an issue!!! How big of...

Funniest crypto May 8th

9 May 2023 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you KNOW we love you!! and we just want y'all to LAUGH our way to a better world!  Riding with your mighty Watch Army here on the unending vistas of the Pub0x!!  The algo punished us to write more funnies and so we whip out the sextants a...

Funniest crypto news May 7

8 May 2023 2 minute read 28 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  what's funny?? Our massive bag of PEPE is back up to 120!!  wow can we get out?? Well on Metamask, the gas fees (that won't work unless you raise them ) are atTLDR gas fees down to 107 bucks to dump my 120 bucks in Pepe ah...