FUNNY crypto news Aug 8th

By Dave Sawyer | Accelerationist Shit Show - buy Bitcoin NOW | 4 Aug 2023

Cryptonauts, you know we hope you know we love you!!! cuz we DO!! Thanks for being like music, in the category of cool things humans will do together.

AAAIIIIIGHT !!! boots n saddles & fresh batteries!! & reading music #$#*&$( reading music gotta have it TLDR: there's a LOT of funny crypto news out there tonight!!

what's funny - gary got his arse beat on crypto. So he's gonna go after AI for a while!!! TLDR ar ha ha ha so many coincidences!!! Meanwhile, on the AI side TLDR: choose your fighter ah HA HA HA HA!!

what else is funny? Jack used to look like a 75 year old castaway!!! NOW he looks much younger??? TLDR don't ask Bitcoin magazine they will say it was the BITCOIN AR AR AR AR

ok funnier bigger well Cardano is on the WARPATH TLDR THIS is funny. Fitch said it was Jan 6th what did the downgrade, which is HILARIOUS in and of itself. Cardano would agree. Some would say perhaps this had something to do with it which is REALLY FUNNY to watch Janet ignoring it all TDLR: VERY funny. s

and dear readers know we gotta pass out NOW, but we saved the biggest funny of all for y'all, cuz we love you!!!

TLDR: dear readers know ah HA HA HA "tight spot!" Here we see COMPLETE spin & (#&($#& shit - OMG, Binance could get piffed by Justice!!

In reality the article says MAYBE just MAYBE Justice might go easy on binance and only fine them because Justice is scared they might cause another FTX bomb!!

AH HA HA HA HA!! wait wait did CZ break all campaign finance laws giving to Gary, and then need to have it covered up and charges dropped ?? AH HA HA!! NO?

Zoom out. The REAL story is awesome. Binance's army of lawyers is taking charge. Wow, maybe, JUST MAYBE, the SEC will do the same thing they have EVER DONE to ANY FORTUNE 500 company caught money laundering - they will put up a ticky tack fine & everyone goes to lunch. Wachovia, Standard Charter Bank, dansk bank - pick your case law, Wachovia washed 400 BILLY of filthy bloody money from mexican cartels. They paid a fine that CZ could lose in an audit and not really notice. Case law will NOT be ignored now that CZ has the big boys n girls flying monkeys!! TLDR: peace out love Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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