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FT crypto watch March 10th

11 Mar 2023 3 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!  What do we get in the lovely pink lady today?? Well it's Holi - good on ya Yugocean!  TLDR:  no, the FT doesn't say ANYTHING about crypto in India!! So WE did!!  Tradfi corruption funnies!! Goldman Sachs paid a FOUR BILLION...

FT Crypto watch March 9

10 Mar 2023 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!  Tough week for the ol' crypto world tho. Let's go take our lumps from the ol pink lady!!  Reading music, we gonna need it A VERY long way to the shop for a sausage ROLLLLLL baby!!  Headlines - things looking gloomy for li br...

FT Crypto Watch March 8th

9 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!!  It's DEEPLY funny, the FT is on full (anti-crypto) WAR footing!! What does this mean??  CENSORSHIP, baby!! Here, look at this article today.  It's about N26, the giant seven billion on deposit disruptor bank outta Germany!...

FT Crypto Watch March 7

8 Mar 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Whipping thru the pink lady- we got fiat war machine cheerleading!! Tradfi corruption funnies!! We got Chase and Barclays finally being asked ( & promptly changing their stories) about Jeffery Epstein!!  But for crypto that...

FT Crypto watch March 6th

7 Mar 2023 3 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! But we STILL want to laugh at the FT every day!! Sorreeeee!!! ar ar ar !!  Today's pink lady- a seething mass of contradictions and plain old anti-crypto lies!!   Dogs NEVER allowed to bark.  Kucoin says 35 million Nigerians...

The funniest crypto today March 5th

6 Mar 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we LOVE YOU!!!  It's very funny that Gary gave a Howey notice of lawsuit to Paxos / BUSD.  Why? cause there are only four prongs to the Howey test. & one of them is-  did you invest  expecting profit? TLDR: Anyone who invested in BUSD expe...

The funniest crypto week of March 4th!!

5 Mar 2023 4 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE you!!! You have no idea!!!    Soooo good to BE here!! Reading music for tonight's laugh fest!! TLDR: ya just don't KNOW what it's LIKE!!! ar ar ar ! OK not as good as PVM / MVP's music choices.  But we still got brain fog & NO dis...

Testify for love Feb 2023! THANK YOU Pub0x gang!!!

4 Mar 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto lovers, we love you!!  Dang straight we wanna join the parade and testify for the love of the Pub0x this Feb!  & let us tell y'all, we are so happy just to be here doing that!!  Earnings for Feb - down under 1K views per day, & wayyy under 1$...

FT crypto watch 27

28 Feb 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, y'all KNOW we love you!!! Let's join Igor on the crypto church of the awe inspiring Pub0x for some quick laughs at the agitprop dumping from tradfi today!!! Tradfi big bucks corruption funnies - Deutsche Telekom lost FOUR BILLION when th...

The fall of the house of Solana - the Solana Embassy closes...

27 Feb 2023 3 minute read 16 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypronauts we love ya!! & we love Miami.  Well Wynwood anyway. Tho we thought it is sad that the Solana temple - erm embassy - is closing, so we went over to check it out!! Well, also to try & earn that 10$ of stablecoins they promise for in store v...