Mighty Watch Army,  we miss our rides!! May have had a breakthru and can come BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!    Oh man cryptonauts we miss our love thang.  Paying the rent writing has been a blessing but we folded like a cheap suit trying to keep up with our true love, funnies with the watch Army ooohhh man we miss y'all reading music TLDR: we got a job but it don't pay.  We need to hear what Cryptonator has to say.  Without PVM telling us what to do, we don't know how, gonna make it thru 

we missing out , three things the most, Rocket's memes, & MVP's jokes.  CJE keeping us up on washing ton 

OH man, the face plant.  At first we were reading the Gecko's explorer while walking the dog but could not keep it up manTLDR: owiee!!  no 1K views per day, no dolla a day, no thousand likes. CRASH N BURN!!!!!!!! 

Oddly, the Cheeto Dicktator got first prize of the bad lot : https://www.publish0x.com/accelerationist-shit-show-buy-bitcoin-now/funny-crypto-august-17th-xdkyppg

personal next up https://www.publish0x.com/hi-i-am-dave-and-i-just-got-hooked-on-crypto/funny-crypto-aug-12-xoqgred. 

and based on views, not $$ we got https://www.publish0x.com/hi-i-am-dave-and-i-just-got-hooked-on-crypto/funny-crypto-aug-6-xqqnewj

oooh man hertz donut. 

ANYWAY ACTUAL GOOD FUNNY NEWS: TLDR:  Hayden Adams retains his halo.    It's REALLY funny as the law is saying maybe the guys who built T-Cash did it to launder money.  Whereas Hayden built Uni for well for whatever reason guys like Hayden think, who the @94UQ#($U knows what that man is thinking, we think it is most likely something about the jewel in the lotus the I in the lotus Om madi padme om ah HA HA HA!!! 

Cryptonauts, we love ya!! & we'll be back oh yea in a minute back we'll be right back we say 

Peace out 

love

Dave