Funniest crypto may 30

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 31 May 2023

Cryptonauts we love you!! and crypto and Igors' Pub0x as a metaphor for ever improving humanity!!

We gather together in your mighty watch army today like every day to laugh our way to a better tomorrow!!

warmup funnies

Unbanked caved after running since 2018. Now that's not funny but the snotty note is:

TLDR: quit holding back Unbanked tell us how ya really feel ah ha ha ha!!

MEV bots are always funny! earlier this month, one named "jaredfromthesubway.eth" was running wild. Doing mostly -wait for it -yes, sandwich attacks ar ar ar !!! Jared spend over five million a month on gas!!! !! almost 10% of all eth gas fees!

Jared was busy pumping - you guessed it - PEPE!! and Wojak!! ahhh jeez!!

Last month "sandwichtheripper.eth" MEV bot was such bad news that Tether actually blacklisted their wallet, bricking 3MM USDT!!! Wow!! TLDR: who did Sandwich p-ss off?? That's a major deal for Tether to censor like that!! They say they work with the authorities and kinda gotta love it in this case!!! but who's policing MEV bots now ? wow.... NOT Gary we feel...

Anyway so the NEW funny part? Some MEV bot set out to exploit Poo Finance. The bot paid an 80 eth bribe to reorder transactions to snipe some Poo. Then they ponied up another stack of eth, almost half a millon bucks together, to snipe Poo.

Hilarity ensues, as the program calls the wrong (old) function, goes to the wrong (old) liquidity pool, and all together nabs about $7K worth of Poo coin. Giant bonus funnies - the much less than MEV bot LEFT 200K SITTING ON THE BLOCKCHAIN!! The next bot coming by the next second scooped up 196K of sweet profit!!

Of course, we don't know, that second bot could have been part of a Poo sniping navy flotilla AH HA HA HA we just said that seriously !!! WHAT a timeline.

We doubt that the coders who blew the Poo commando raid were smart enough to have the next fully ready bot behind them to clean up. BUT we DO KNOW they SHOULD HAVE !! AH HA HA HA HA!!!! We can't stop laughing over how this will go at the next mev bot dev /product scrum ah ha hah TLDR: and called the wrong functions to the wrong pools ar ar ar !!!

Woah we gotta snooze baby!! Late breaking reading music

please take care of yourselves your mighty watch army needs you!! Please keep sending recruits thanking you !!

Peace out,

Love,

Dave

@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!!

Resources

https://cryptomode.com/obscure-meme-tokens-pumped-by-ethereum-mev-bot-leading-to-soaring-gas-prices/

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!