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By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 1 Jun 2023

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for helping to take the moral risk out of money!! One raucous belly laugh at a TIME mighty watch army!!

The funniest crypto right now!! there's always warmup crypto funnies !! All the old cliches are now coming true in the brave new crypto world!! Since the market is manipulated by all the fat cat whales and life sucking MEV bots now, that means when the summer comes the whales head out to the Hamptons baby and the junior staff left behind doesn't do CHIT!!!! Ah ha ha

TLDR: seriously. & all the good chefs are out of town !!!

OK Bigger crypto funnies. well it's all news now, Brian Coinbase stated the obvious & everyone went oooohhh ahhhh TLDR: all the big CEXs are forced out of the US and the UK, it's already happened. Gary just killed a couple more CEXs over the last week, he's rolling the score !! Meanwhile the world moves on. Gary is the master of a brain dead overregulated controlled and manipulated fake market! But one over which he IS the master!! ah ha ha

OK we gotta sleep!

we love you mighty watch army!! Peace out!

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!