Funniest crypto May 26

Funniest crypto May 26


Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride another positive crypto overton window chuckledrive baby!!  NOT in the FT YAY!!  Time to walk in the sunshine!! 

Warmup funnies!!  yess baby!! Dear readers will remember  7a76421221c93b25b0e40697296abe07f0b424e9847e6e6e1185e69844ab56a4.png  TLDR:  Brexit smexit.

 

Well, hacker, hack thyself - the illicit ish Tornado cash got hacked by an unvalidated amendment voted in.  Slipped in a stop function and locked up Tcash, something the feds couldn't do.  The feds, for their part, mentioned that NOW there IS a single person with control of t-cash much to their interest!!!

THEN the hacker started TOYING with the dao - posted a proposal that he would give the 2/3 he couldn't steal back.  At the last second he yanked the proposal away - it was just a ruse to drive up the TORN govvie token price!! f9b52d54c61a1f614b87393e7b22ec88a24fed3cd9d79f89ecad37fc47e74c6b.pngTLDR: yah but what's funny?  well, the hacker used TCASH to launder the TORN they bridged to ETH!!! that's funny!!  Many think the hacker was state backed - that's funny too!!  the fact that tattered but TORN is still trading is also quite humorous!!   Bonus funny - the hacker stole QUALITY - only ETH and, wait for it, YES there it is. TRON !!!!  AH HA HA HA so in some small way the chitcoin is elevated. 56a882ceb3f89991f2cb6fe689691d9a95dd0b192df76915146f0ecd8b41d68b.pngTLDR: ah ha ha ha!! 

Bu that was like, YESTERDAY.  What's the update today?? OMFG the hacker is STILL EFFING WITH THEM !!!! 548f4534ca8260402ad6ad61ca0e56c7a3573f0176c84d266d6f240a18c92c48.png The hacker  let them vote and supposedly they will regain the system minus a milly or so in TORN!! and tron !! was it a typo ah ha ha ha ha

UPDATE:  yes, once again code is law and unlawful ? code is running and no one soul has control of Tcash de444e57dc43e1645e113619c934dba6b00f8c0381368ad6daae9c0116a204e2.pngTLDR: & so we see that if the hacker WAS state funded, maybe it was from a state that LIKES to have T-CASH running ah HA HA HA HA!!  don't even know who that would be?? 

 

What else is  funny?  Multichain!!! Well, still tragicomic.  Delisted by Binance, maybe thrown in jail.  Why do chain bridges in a country where crypto is illegal?? Still it's funny b45e8b602ea3618454b2064654312ec756d75d33adb572402754fcafb8c7df50.pngMultichain CEO has been missing for days!!!  & this is no joke, Multichain has 1.8 billy in play of which 1.5 billion is LOCKED UP !!!  MULTI DOWN 40% !!    that remaining ,3 billion is RUNNING out the door !!  Binance refusing deposits on the govvie tokens MULTI!!!  Hey yer nobody in the crypto scandal world if Binance doesn't lock your govvie tokens ah ha ha ha ha!!! 

OK cryptonauts, thanks for the ride!! Take most excellent care of yourselves, we will see you soon, we gotta watch the new John WIck & crash!! 

Please refer a pal!  Thanking you!! 

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Head out on the highway, with the rising sun,
ain't going nowhere, wanna hear that engine run.(yeah)
People all look at me, as I go riding by.
They're all scared, but I don't care, I feel I'm living right (yeah).   Well I was born to motor,
'till the day I die.
I ride along to the sweet sad song,
of the Devils Lullaby.(yeah) I am a biker, a trade that I pride.
The only goal in my soul, is to ride ride ride.(yeah)   Somewhere in the distance, the reaper waits for me
and when I'm done, I'll know I won, I lived to be free.
I was born to motor and 'till the day I die.
I ride along to the sweet sad song, of the Devils Lullaby(yeah)

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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