Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride another positive crypto overton window chuckledrive baby!! NOT in the FT YAY!! Time to walk in the sunshine!!
Warmup funnies!! yess baby!! Dear readers will remember
TLDR: Brexit smexit.
Well, hacker, hack thyself - the illicit ish Tornado cash got hacked by an unvalidated amendment voted in. Slipped in a stop function and locked up Tcash, something the feds couldn't do. The feds, for their part, mentioned that NOW there IS a single person with control of t-cash much to their interest!!!
THEN the hacker started TOYING with the dao - posted a proposal that he would give the 2/3 he couldn't steal back. At the last second he yanked the proposal away - it was just a ruse to drive up the TORN govvie token price!!
TLDR: yah but what's funny? well, the hacker used TCASH to launder the TORN they bridged to ETH!!! that's funny!! Many think the hacker was state backed - that's funny too!! the fact that tattered but TORN is still trading is also quite humorous!! Bonus funny - the hacker stole QUALITY - only ETH and, wait for it, YES there it is. TRON !!!! AH HA HA HA so in some small way the chitcoin is elevated.
TLDR: ah ha ha ha!!
Bu that was like, YESTERDAY. What's the update today?? OMFG the hacker is STILL EFFING WITH THEM !!!!
The hacker let them vote and supposedly they will regain the system minus a milly or so in TORN!! and tron !! was it a typo ah ha ha ha ha
UPDATE: yes, once again code is law and unlawful ? code is running and no one soul has control of Tcash
TLDR: & so we see that if the hacker WAS state funded, maybe it was from a state that LIKES to have T-CASH running ah HA HA HA HA!! don't even know who that would be??
What else is funny? Multichain!!! Well, still tragicomic. Delisted by Binance, maybe thrown in jail. Why do chain bridges in a country where crypto is illegal?? Still it's funny
Multichain CEO has been missing for days!!! & this is no joke, Multichain has 1.8 billy in play of which 1.5 billion is LOCKED UP !!! MULTI DOWN 40% !! that remaining ,3 billion is RUNNING out the door !! Binance refusing deposits on the govvie tokens MULTI!!! Hey yer nobody in the crypto scandal world if Binance doesn't lock your govvie tokens ah ha ha ha ha!!!
OK cryptonauts, thanks for the ride!! Take most excellent care of yourselves, we will see you soon, we gotta watch the new John WIck & crash!!
Please refer a pal! Thanking you!!
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'till the day I die.
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Somewhere in the distance, the reaper waits for me
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I was born to motor and 'till the day I die.
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