Cryptonauts we love you!! & promise this is IT for miami BTC blab!! 
TLDR: of course, it had to happen, we ran into an old NYC fintech frenemy at the conference. It was like Seinfeld meeting Neuman - we got tickets for 85% off, but HE got them for 90% off!! Fortunately, his friend got him a free better wristband, so Neumann shouldn't have even paid the 10%!!! which drove him NUTS AH HA HA HA after the FT's dismal excuses!!
Anyway, Neumann & we ran into each other around the world competing in FIX hub technology. We had one very funny moment, where Japanese hosts forced us on a keynote stage together knowing we were rivals. Gloriously, we stood together and said that all the competitors to our two offerings were unsafe, slow and over priced ah ha ha ha!!!
TLDR: Coin Telegraph has the best graphics!! SUCH a joy!!!
Talking about the industry's rises & falls, Newman did have one big insight: earlier years of bitcoin had really been all about bringing the people together. Well, now the play for whales has changed that and separated everyone as much as they freaking could!!!
He's kinda right, in a neumannish sort of way. But after the first day, the big stage was the big stage! You just couldn't lounge in the couches and bean bags without a whale pass.... OK he's right. Reading music then where we DJ Snake right?? TLDR: aint little jon but hey!! Caliente, muy caliente
What else?? GREAT art by Original Gangsta's, including our frenemy's freind's stand, fair play to them
TLDR: NOT to be confused with BAD btc art, of which there was PLENTY, we have spared y'all thus far, but TBF BAD 
TLDR: yes Virginia, truly bad art hiding as BTC art 
TLDR: ok sorree we did that.
Here's insanely thought provoking art. It's true, it was clearly no accident that the US Mint echoed the colors of the Monopoly money. Or was it? In either case WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? but wait is it art? ar ar ar ar 
TLDR: stop.... think the older monopoly bills were a different color but does that help ?
the GOOD bitcoin car with a girl who did not win a printer just like us ar ar ar
Frankly, what home is complete without a bitcoin miner heated hot tub??? 
TLDR: we have NO idea what mighty mario is all about here & we are NOT gonna be brawling at BTC except maybe to defend Stacy Herbert against Bit Boy. Dear readers know we still feel bad about chasing Charlie Shrem and his cufflinks and mobile phone out of a keynote at an L-town conference so whatever Super Mario wants, good on him 
TDLR: the main point being really, the el salvador booth was ALWAYS hopping!!!
Finally, this guy in the blue sequin jacket was some Mr. Big of being a BAYC hodler. Josue waited long times to talk to him. He's wearing awesome knobby sequin shoes to match his jacket, along with Brooklyn style gold chains and, we swear, a diamondy medalion with a bored ape instead of Jesus ah ha ha ha wish we could have gotten a picture. 
TLDR: he's talking to some insane german girl with a strange english accent. We got him to smile by joking that only her shoes were fit to stand by his shores. She agreed that her shoes are awesome.
OK a last pic of schwag and we promise that's it !!! AH ha ha ha!! 
TLDR: this pic includes, yes, dare we say it, WHALE SCHWAG!!! Josue's pal Joyce had the whale pass and smuggled these out for us!!
Now, you may not be impressed with fried plantain chips, we usually are not impressed at ALL, but her actions were correct. These zesty plaintatin chips were, no kidding, the best plantain chips we have ever had. Ah ha ha ha!! the untasted joys of the whale life!!!
OK bitcoin AND crypto fans, we love you!! Take awesomely great care of yourselves and your friends and fams!! We gotta snooze an hour ago!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
please refer a pal!! Your mighty watch army rides daily!!
