Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!! Thanks for flying in to ride with your mighty Watch Army to bring a crypto positive world through laughter!! It's very important!!! The Pub0x baby!!
warmup funnies: we actually bothered to defeat the Forbes paywall to read this tripe: 
TLDR: this is the same story everyone else has with a new headline!!! ah ha ha ! the stark warning was dogecoin, maybe yes, maybe no.
It's funny how things between the SEC and Grayscale have degenerated into open hostilities!! 
TLDR: the SEC investigated filecoin for five years, seemed to be all good!! SO Mikey Grayscale filed for a Filecoin ETF promptly denied by the SEC cuz it MIGHT BE A SECURITY AH HA HA hostile!!
The Ledger scandal thrashes on!! 
TLDR: but what made US laugh is one of the companies Ledger was gonna put your shard into was a CODE ESCROW COMPANY!!
This is very funny, as most code escrow companies, following in the footsteps of paper secure storage facilities, are completely slack. Iron Mountain was & is a big famous one, we remember laughing so hard when a mysterious fire destroyed all evidence in the case of a company we worked for!!
Even if we say Ledger picked the best in breed, it's all fighting world war II with world war I techniques. Hey ya wanna know what does NOT keep you safe from hackers these days?? Bomb proof tunnels lined with armed guards ah HA HA HA HA HA
TLDR: this is not the way!! Often data centers we visited in New Jersey had a man trap, so stupid when going in and out with equipment!! One big fancy man trap made even the mainframe CTO have to punch in a PIN code. OUR id, though, was juiced so we went straight through!! Why? cause we once schmoozed the senior secretary in a wing filled with senior brass waiting for others to quit!! We said " show us your power" as a joke and she ZAPPED our ID baby!! our "friends" borrowed it to tease the CTO in person!! Can you say "Maginot line?" sure you can we knew you could!!
anyway, , deboooooking the Forbes headlines is the way!! here's another 
TLDR: WHAT ? a serious warning?? OMGOD oh no, wait, it's just Ron DiSantos trying to spread FUD whatever ah ha HA HA!!
Bigger crypto positive funnies Dave!! OK OK 
TLDR: Peter Schiff let's not let him off that easy 
TLDR: really think of it this man makes his living as an investment advisor 
TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
OK BIG HUGE INTERSTELLAR crypto funnies, y'all ready?? CIRCLE USDC is ditching US Gummint risk of default!! 
TLDR: what's funny is the snotty comment Circle made when they did it !! Jeremy doesn't want to carry exposure to US breach of paying debts!! 
TLDR: AH HA HA HA !! Shirty!!
But this is STILL just a SETUP for the biggest funniest crypto funny YET check THIS milestone in the great fiat meme wars of the early 2020's!! Tether starts stacking BTC and ETH as reserves!! Hey they ALREADY got 1.5 billy in BTC!! ah HA HA HA HA HA!!!
YYeah, we will look back at this and laugh, in retrospect of COURSE this makes sense !! Zoom out for the big laugh!! Oh no, Fiat could not be happy with USDT stacking US treasuries!! OK now whaddya get Letitia?? 
TLDR: can y'all say watershed moment, inflection point, virtuous circles, self reinforcing preferences ah HA HA HA HA HA ar ar ar aroo0000OOOOO!!!!!
Ah shure it was just a matter of time!! Very late breaking reading music TLDL: we love you bitcoin AND crypto people!!
Take care of yourself and those around you, your mighty watch army NEEDS you man!!
Please refer a pal, these armies won't build themselves ar ar ar
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Peace out,
Love
Dave
