Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Good on ya for evolving to separate church from state from money!! The future loves you.
Meanwhile, we love the FUNNIES!!!
really stupid simplistic warmup funnies!! Hey kids!! $#(#$$#(*& the METRIC system!! 
TLDR: ya, Fahrenheit rules over Celsius for evah!!! What was a Merican firm doing calling themselves Celsius anyway ah ha ah ha ha ha!!
MOAR Warmup funnies!! 
TLDR: the SMART money's pouring back into AI coins!! that reminds us we gotta go short FETCH!!! ar ar ar. Trendy investing is always funny!!
let's face it, Shaq on the lam was funny!! But now Shaq was SERVED in a "kerfluffle" before the game 
TLDR: Shaq's position: he was just a paid spokesperson for the Shaq Pass NFT series with amazing signature technology that maybe never materialized after Shaq "ran away" from Astral after FTX dumped.
But zoom out - this is really funny 
TLDR: AH HA HA HA HA HA AR AR AR AR 0000oooOOOOOOOO!!! C'mon Shaq can't blame your security for this one dude!! Pure hubris baby!!!
Stop, can't make it up.
The Binance blog has been kicking arse lately, it's funny how good they are. CZ maybe is tweeting too much tho?
The media said what are your waiting for to buy btc!! CZ said it was bigger than big SO THEY TOOK THE VIDEO DOWN AH HA HA HA HA. sign of the times. Who's leading who?? We know CZ's not Chinese because he is not in jail owwww!!! OK reading music then 
what's funny? When Ledger announced key recovery and got spanked that was funny !!!
so open source of the key recovery MIGHT help!!??
Multichain is still funny. We can't find out if funds are still locked or not really, but we can see all the other chains like Stargate and LI.FI voting to get the f away from Multichain. The reason we bring this train wreck back up is that we forgot yesterday to laugh at how Multichain claimed "Force Majeure" when perhaps the C-suite got arrested and a new update hung!!! FORCE MAEJURE!! AH HA HA !! like it was an act of God or WAR that bricked up the chains!!
Funnies - let's go back to China tea-leave watching, that's always funny!! it's sad, CZ's link not working 
TLDR: a censored media makes a planned statement and then self -censors. Sign of the times!!
But deeper than showing a HK ATM with a BTC logo on state tv - well, that's pretty big really. So JUST as deep, China dropped a Web3 whitepaper ah HA HA HA HA!!
Y'know, China had SUCH a first mover advantage in BTC, they could have wussy slapped the WORLD!!! instead now they are pushing WEB3 FREEDOM!!??!??
WTF does it say? Google translate says it's about developing advantageous industries!! 
TLDR tea leave reading baby!!! funnies 
A Shiba Una whale sent 7 month dormant SHIBA off to Hotbit!! now THIS is funny cuz Hotbit CLOSED!!! complaining about how hard it was to be a CEX!!!! Oddly at a time when HK is BRIMMING with new ones opening up!!
The Shiba whale is funny as it was like 500 billion SHIBA. Course, that's only a few million in real money and even funnier, that SHIBA shrank a LOT while it was sitting in storage for seven months.
In even funnier rumours, that wallet is nicknamed "HulK" and some think it is a Robinhood wallet trying to get ready to do more crypto!! go figure.
OK we must hop! Take care of yourselves and prepare to barbeque!! It may be state law ah ha ha ha ha ha!!
Peace out, love
Dave
please refer a pal!! your mighty watch army rides daily!!!
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