Cryptonauts, we love you!  Wait, we are all maxis now so, y'know, bitcoiners AND cryptonauts, we still love you!! ar ar ar 

Oh man this time with only a small headache, what was great & funny that we missed?  Loads of funny stuff !! Warm up high quality 3-D printing funnies yes baby King Bitcoin is here you could be one!! TLDR: Grand masta MikeyBe  baby!!!  Act like ya KNOW!!! ah ha ha ha!! 

We saw people complaining AND the sales side agreeing that the orange shade was JUST NOT QUITE BRIGHT ENOUGH AH HA HA HA HA love it. 

warmup funnies we had them all TLDR: yes, bucking broncos.  Hey who cares DJ Snake ah ha ha we prefer lil john but as dear readers know this video is a hallmark of western semi-civilization TLDR: was RECOGNIZED as such by Oscars a decade later for the dudes that made it!!  The REAL STORY: embodies the spirit behind the Bitcoin confab this year !!

Or... maybe not so much ah ha ha ha!! We saw guys leaving early complaining of SMALL DICK ENERGY AH HA HA HA HA

Oh stop.  Ya can't make it up.   Hey our hodlween wizard pal made the WSJ ah ha ha haTLDR: we are not sure the wizard would AGREE!!! 

OK great big giant funnies!! We went to the mountain and saw mohammed, in this case Mikey Lewis, author of Liar's Poker, the big short, moneyball yada.  We loved Liar's poker, could point out a few factual inaccuracies in the book from working at Salomon for a decade.  And we carried a folded liars poker bill and a solid strategy for fleecing anyone who was still a learner!! 

Well, Mikey L. here was a shmo.  Sorree, sad.  Mikey got full access to Sammy, followed him around the world, and left with money invested in FTX.  Wondering how Sammy's story would end.  TLDR: so Mikey tells us "it doesn't matter how I feel about Sammy."  

And THAT's where yer WRONG BUCKO!! The whole WORLD should know how a hard bitten expose journalist like you could NOT see thru Sammy! You KNEW all that shakey money was flowing insanely around the world!! 

Let us pause for a moment instead and praise / compare to a true journalistic hero, one who saw the stench, and revealed it, and was slammed by the authorities for his trouble"  TLDR: it DOES matter what the author thinks.  Otherwise he's just a video camera!!! 

While we are being grumpy cat, we love Mikey Sailor.  He's bad to the bone baby!! He's also kinda a d-ck on stage talking about his success.  He drove us out of the hall gloating over how big investors could just buy microstrategy stock and save 3 years on getting into bitcoin, they knew he had the bitcoin!!  TLDR: ar ar ar ar !!! Can't hate on Mikey Sailor tho tho he more than earned his place on stage.  

Bigger gooder funnies DAVE!!!  Well, OK, Sugarfix is right, show us an art gallery and we are GONE daddy gone - protest art TLDR: Bitcoin magazine had a BOOMING booth, CRANKING the WHOLE time!! with some awesome lil art collection yes the ENTIRE show!! 

go BITCOIN mag!! TLDR:  overall, the feeling was strong that the movement is unstoppable and in good hands!!!  That said, too many vendors of metal plate stampers for paper wallets.   But never enough dudes who love BTC so much they start up a biz dedicated to promoting BTC through the metaphor of Merican football ah ha h HA HA HAYes baby yes game ON !!! 

Impenetrable art - Wojac was huge

The bitcoin prius was just sad. We don't understand / care.  It supposedly auctioned last night they wanted millions WHAT?? on the other hand, there party was supposed to be 100 $ but they made it free.  We can NOT spot the results, time will tell!!  Funny tho, it included original pizza boxes??? It was totaled and restored tho? 

The bitcoin DeLorean, on the other hand, ROCKED!  TLDR:  and the setup of maybe the biggest funny!! We have attended legit giveaways, hell even RUN legit ones in Manhattan!! Go to Jersey or down to New Orleans & they are sll rigged!!  Plutus was dishing prizes.  Ya, they took our email, but oddly, what a coincidence, these two girls hanging out with them were the cutest imaginable .  the pic of Josue and them does NOT do them justice, just sayinTLDR: like the delorean was charging off their hotness, and then, somehow they just won the schweeeet 3-d color printer!!! Wow, huh?? ar ar ar ar oo-000000000 ah ha ha ha ha!!! 

where were we?  happy art & artists?  TLDR wait happy FUNNY art ya that's the ticket TLDR ar ar ar pic actual size. Funny shakey art: TLDR: as many have mentioned, the El Salvador booth was HOPPING the whole time.  One thing they had was a machine that would take spare change and give you back sats ah  ha ha ha!! Tldr but really who gave the best speech?  Tulsi gabbard delivered a barn burner about the gummint stealing our freedom.  We never much noticed her before.  
we must eat love

dave