Cryptonauts, we love ya! & it only hurts when we laugh!! 

Tough day for crypto humor.  But it's still out there, man!!   How bout some WARMUP funnies!!

TLDR: well Pepe hit what, a buncha zeros followed by 100?  Whereas we got in at a buncha zeros followed by 180 aw man.   Why is this funny?  

TLDR: our hundred bucks blew 20 on gas for 80 of Pepe, now worth 40, we could get out for another ten, probably 20 in gas fees ouch ouw yow why didn't we LISTEN!!  We did, but 900 gas fees don't listen!! TALK TO THE HAND!!! 

Soon Pepe will no longer be a top 100 coin ah HA HA HA OW!!!   

we need reading music. Sugarfix once again knocked our exquisitely balanced musical taste arse for teakettle once again!! & so we are HERE:

What else is funny not funny?  Well, Atomic WALLET GOT HACKED!!  This is funny cause we Pub0xers used to LOVE LOVE LOVE Konstantin!! Then the folks here soured on Atomic.  Personally we got RIPPED by on onramp's exchange rate  on Atomic.  So  we listened to our bros and only left chit on Atomic - like 20$ in RUNE that was once worth 80, chitcoins ya can't quite get to unstake.   Were they stolen?  We don't know!!  We don't CARE enough to check OH NOES WAIT THE CHITCOIN CRYPTONATOR GAVE US IS ON THERE!!! 

But we still won't check those wallets.  Cuz we are sweating what we forgot all about - we gave Atomic wallets to orange pill family members.  One was a wedding gift ohhhh nooooooes!!!! whew it's  still there so far!!  Now Atomic is saying maybe it was just PHISHING??  lord love a duck.  It's still really sad, Atomic was supposed to be non-custodial - your keys, your crypto - and open source.  Was that just an attack vector??  #$(#$(#$&#(&!!!!!! 

In related sad but funny news, the SEC has gone full thermonuclear on Binance.   Binance should be out of biz, cuz unregistered securities and playing games with VPNs.  Now, there's not a LOT funny about this, but THERE ARE FUNNIES!!! There's fun articles like this TLDR cmon that's funny!! but what's REALLY FUNNY!! 

Dear readers remember us laughing when the SEC lost in court and cannot seal Hinman's testimony!!  

SO now the SEC did the next most Orwelian thing, and just MEMORY HOLED HINMAN COMPLETELY AH HA HA HA HA TLDR: ooooh Gary fights DIRTY!!!  rewrite history there bucko, to y'all the means justify the ends!!   Gary thinks he's THANOS!!! ah HA HA HA HA!!!! 

There are funnies in the most tragic crypto news!! For example,  Yeah Gary dumped bitcoin back to 25!!!   But did he really hurt Binance?  ah ha ha HA HA HA HA HA NO!!! TLDR: no user balances went UP a bit ah HA HA HA HA!!!   & binance is gonna fight to the full extent of the law!! Which means KA CHING for flying monkey lawyers!! 

Hey it's a TREND NOW! open hostilities in court!! TLDR: t-cash is still running, and advocates are filing court briefs in favor of it!! Legal bills mounting Gary!!  Gary don't care. 

OK gotta hop!! We love y'all!! Take care & soldier on Sarge, your mighty watch army thanks you for your service!! Excelsior!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave