Cryptonauts we love you!! thanks for helping to evolve mankind through laughter at fiat abuses!!
What funny crypto can we find today? Warmup funnies!! We don't know from Nostr. Nostrilachoo, the coked vampire? No No Nostrlier. Nostre? Nostr. We met a pal at the BTC conference who said he was ONLY on Nostr, he disliked it the least AH HA HA!!
But as dear readers know, we are not that bright. So only today did we realize - Hey Nostr must be doing a lot of stuff right!! Why? Cause Tim Apple is banning NOSTR AR AR AR 
TLDR: today we learned Damus, built on Nostr, is freeing the world of social media!
Let the Striesand effect kick in full throttle with the afterburners ON mighty Watch army !! ah HA HA HA HA NOW we believe in Nostr!!!
reading music TLDL: it's the sound everybody digs here on swinging time (seriously)
More warmup funnies!!! Hey it's another feel good whale story - it's allright !! 
TLDR: doesn't it just make you feel better to know that out there in the deep blue ocean, those giant whales are just happily doing their thing?? AR ar ar ar ooo00000!!! Listen to the animals!!
OK THIS one is funny!! Ya know, yer away for ten minutes, and then nothing makes sense. IT"S BIG NEWS!! BINANCE DID NOT SELL BTC NOR BNB!! What? They sell them every day WHAT?? 
TLDR: it's funny, all CZ does is #4, stave off fud. No, CZ was not kidnapped. No, CZ did not sell stashes of BTC to pump up BNB. 
TLDR: some sleuths are better than others.
where were we? Looking for happy crypto funnies that feel good for the whole famalam!! Right?
TLDR:
Yes baby yes HERE we go!! Can't get any more good clean fun than that!! With any luck at ALL they will name it the " FIRE GARY" bill ah HA HA HA!!!
We LOVE YOU!! Your mighty mighty Watch army thanks you for your service tonight. Go forth and lift money up and away from fiat!
Please keep those recruits coming!! We ride at dawn !!!
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you
Peace out
Love
Dave
Beneath the bare light bulb above
She gazed into the eyes of love
Bathed in the dirty neon light
She begged him "Don't go out tonight
If we work out somehow maybe
We could find a way out baby"
And he laughed and said "I got to go"
And she cried "No"
Johnny Johnny no
Oh Johnny Johnny no
