Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thank you for being here repping crypto as the western empire strikes back!!   Let's start with a simple nature tale of happy crypto over the ages TLDR a feel good story everybody loves!! Hey, that 8 milly of bitcoin that's been there like forever - we should move it man, we really should ah HA HA HA!!! 

Your mighty watch army rides in search of crypto positive Overton window jacking open FUNNIESSS!!  Wrap to redline & dump the clutch baby !! or at least more warmup funnies.  Sometimes hardworking, honest geniuses have to flee from oppressive regimes ah ha ha haTLDR:  of course, Gary doesn't give a CHIT about crypto tax base losses in the US.  

Happy FUN funnies crypto news DAVE!!! oh OK ya know who DOES give a chit about the happiness of the miners?? Dear readers know not us ar ar ar but Texas, TLDR Texas, mah tex ass.   Used Tongue Houston.  Time was when if we could not spot the Transaco Tower over our shoulder on the motorbike we felt homesick & lost!!!   Well, Austin!!??!! loves crypto anyway ah ha ha ha!!!     The Texas tradition of nailing up christmas lights still in the package will continue !!!  Let the electricity consumption be seen from DEEEEP SPACE!!!  Or something... you do fit more on the side of the house that way TLDR: Texas top tip!!  If this Christmas drive thru can also sell ya liquor, gas and ammo, they must be at least 300 yards off the federal highway ar ar ar !! 

CRYPTO funnies where were we.  Oh ya everybody AND his dog is denouncing Gary.  tldr let's admire that tight agitprop from Bitcoin LFG!!  She's one of ours boys!! ar ar ar .  Empty tho, like ya know one a OUR memes!!! TLDR:  the unholy alliance.  The REAL STORY WOW what a story - LIz told Gary she will make him  Treasury Secretary if he can cripple crypto!!!  Ah HA HA HA HA oW OUCH NO oh hah ouch. Boy HOWDY does THAT one resonate!! ah HA HA.  David Sacks is no lightweight & is saying Gary has no right to say if Mericans should hodl, only Congress can say that, gary has EXCEEDED HIS AUTH THOR RIT TAY!!! ar ar ar yes baby. 

Yes, the ranks of those laughing at Gary are swelling!! TBF Jake Chervinsky has been on the side of freedom for a WHILE now  TLDR:  but man he's really hitting his stride tweeting on Gary!! for what that's worth ar ar ar TLDR: did you ever buy like ANYTHING niceish like art or nice vinyl or a car or a guitar thinking it's worth that much now  I bet I could sell it for more later ??  Well you committed securities fraud you skeeve, turn yerself in to Gary!!  AH HA HA HA!! 

What else is funny?  Ooki Dao is a person, that's aiight.  & that person can be SERVED by posting on the Dao's forum ah HA HA HA!! 

Matic / Polygon Labs  came out & got weird ah HA!  Poly was developed & deployed outside the US and never targeted the US at any TIME!!! 

But let's get back to the solidarity!!  OMG we got dawgs n cats living together in harmony!! Cardano and BNB holding hands and singing kum bay ya my lor- no REALLY AH HA HA HA YES TLDR: come together !!! right now!!! reading music then TLDR love is but a song we sing & fear's the way we die doobie do wah

CZ posted a poll to say he protects people more than the SEC, he won but that's dum.  What' FUNNY?  crazed ALLIANCES baby AH HA HA we got Shapeshift and Binance, MORTAL enemies, doing the frenemy thing, walking together hand in paw SPITTING the TRUTH!!!!  ah HA HA HATLDR: TBF Cramer is a unifier for the multitudes that hate and mistrust him !! 

OMFG the laugh riots don't QUIT!!! the Wrinkvirri even try to make nice with the scene!!! It hits a nerve with CZ and goes horribly badly wrong TLDR but that makes it a LOT FUNNIER!! 

Cryptomom weighed in for what it's worth TLDR:  ar ar ar gotta admit that does NOT strengthen the SEC's lawsuit any ah HA HA HA!!

OK watch army!! Cut us down from the wheel, we ARE asleep!!! We love y'all, take extremely awesome paramilitary great care of yourselves and those around you!! Your watch army waits for you to return!! 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave 

Love is but a song we sing
Fear's the way we die
You can make the mountains ring
Or make the angels cry
Though the bird is on the wing
And you may not know why Come on, people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now