funniest crypto June 2nd

funniest crypto June 2nd


Cryptofans, we love you and ya KNOW IT!!   We've been cranking the love notes disguised as missives from the crypto humor every day since last June baby!!  Blasting open the crypto positive Overton window and then your MIGHTY WATCH ARMY RIDES IN!!! 

What crypto laughs for a better future do we see today?   Well, Bob Menendez with a lackey think that BTC is a threat - to their cushy Cantillon abuse of paper hanging power baby !!! 

85fe21fa006c21a7e13ae73ec9540ca2ccb1047dbe6fd20b9bb87b0692ef1bbf.pngTLDR: it's funny, by any measure, BTC is now one of the more successful South American currencies !!  Seriously !! Lookit this chart, our lower brain can't even accept it, makes no sense WHAT so ever5bd580ab2c0394692aabe9280541994a074dd17d8e650a75702174e9c1739e10.pngTLDR:  obviously a fake controlled exchange rate version of the real exchange rate!! but even so, it do seem to say that the Bolivar, for example, went from 15 cents to - ??? Zero??   Yeah, -100% !!  Now, Bobby Menendez has been in office for twenty years.  Does anyone remember Bob  worrying how the Bolivar was doing ?  Ah HA HA HA HA !!!

 

In a similar vein!! Fentanyl has been produced by state sponsored facilities in China for the last decade.   It's hard to make and requires some high tech facilities.   Did $#($#(*& LIz Warren even ONCE launch some noise, let alone legislation, about pressuring China to quit that chit??? $#($#$ no she did not!! 

BUT abput TWO years ago some percentage of payments for fent now go thru crypto, so we have to hear from LIz.  @(&*$#(!*$&#$(* !!!

d738fa59a79d3d6998a674fddc5b3ca48d5bce59630fd981a29d26b3fbbfc8d3.pngTLDR: $#(&$#(*$#& !!!!  sorry.  We lost a niece to fentanyl.  Posing like she cares. OK then reading music time TLDL: powerman - or woman !! 

We reckon Merica is sad.  But we bet Gary is feeling all pumped! 

0e39abcd6d606119bd5f9b27356afd95e3b08d28a0811aab7d481ba57706e2a5.pngTLDR: the rats are leaving the sinking ship!! ad524768d44a23ae4a50b44599289780f24e45550ecd279716845486818b02b2.pngTLDR: Six foot twin caterwauling rats!! but hey... if the West doesn't want the crypto power, the new new world will take it!!

 

We gotta sleep!  Take care, safe home, keep the faith with your mighty Watch Army!! Please find a recruit, we ride and we ride and we RiDE baby!!!

Peace out, 

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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