Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for bringing a better world through laughter above fiat!!
it's another tough day for crypto humor. Tough love people!! When the going get's tough, the weird turn pro!! or something, lols. we are still suiting up and heading out to play the game for the big funnies with your mighty Watch Army!!
ah man we are just looking for some warmup funnies baby... here's one oh ah ha ha this hurts!! The Atomic wallet turning out to be non-non custodial stank. 
Thievery and $(#*&$#(*& ery afoot !! 35-50 MM missing! Is it only in updates? is it only for whales?? nobody knows ( tho Atomic stopped downloads of their wallet. )
But what IS FUNNY??? The single largest theft in the Atomic scandal?? yeaaaaaa baby, it was 8MM in wait for it, you know the one - TRON baby TRON!!!
TLDR: ah HA HA HA where effery is afoot, Justin Sun will be there. Or something, the victim figured hey, Atomic is a chitcoin wallet. Owwww!!!
OK reading music - punk covers of punk love songs, getting kinda meta we know TLDR:
Dear readers remember yesterday Gary carpet bombed Binance. BNB tanked, BTC tanked. Funds just kept going into Binance tho ah h HA HA HA HA!! But still, yes there were FUNNIES!! ah HA HA HA the SEC's Twitter chitposting game is STRONG!!!
yeah, who khows how the SEC got the quotes, but lookit that formatting, that's a hollywood quality chitpost there baby ah ha ha ha ohh ohhh ow ouch!
Then we learn Gary is ALSO launching rockets against Coinbase. Gary's fighting the war in the west and in... in.. wherever Binance is !!
The post from the SEC is not nearly as tightly wrapped. Plus red for china, blue for USA?? ah ha ha ha!! Pravda look at this agitprop!! 
TLDR: you simply can't ignore the rules because we don't tell you what they are, AND keep changing them ah HA HA HA HA!! hilarity ensues as the interweb processes the insanity of Gary's hostile, ever changing stance
TLDR: ah ha ha ha!! how can it hold up in court??
Well, we don't necessarily trust the courts, But what's FUNNY?? Brian is threatening to tell Mom & Dad on Gary!! sorry, tell Congress ah ha ha!!
TLDR: always a low percentage play, but that's where we are!! HALLLLP!!!
But hey there's one big funny. Gary sued Binance!! Bitcoin went down. Gary sued COIN! Bitcoin went further down, to 25K !!
But then - then - ah ha ha ha!! 
TLDR: the REALLY funny part - WHY?? Some sources think it is INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS looking to buy the dip!! AH HA HA HA HA gary your days of power are waning !!
We love you cryptonauts!! Take extreme care of yourself your mighty watch army NEEDS you!!
Please recruit a pal, we need to ORGANIZE!!!
Thanks, peace out,
Love
Dave
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Show me how you do it
And I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you
