Cryptonauts we love you!! We got BOTH kinds of blockchain humor here - Bitcoin AND crypto! Salsa AND merengue!! Country AND western ar ar ar!!
The biggest funny right now is dear readers remember we felt bad for micro aggressing Charlie Shrem in London. Well, what a wonderful world we live in, that BTC OG is now following us on Twitter AH HA HA HA!!! ain't life grand? What a great time to be alive everybody! Charlie!! We read a bunch of his posts, he's fine. Oh no wait we think it's a fake Charlie Shrem, like the fake Stacy Herbert!! ah ha ha that's even funnier!!
OK OK crypto funnies DAVE here's a big fat funny one!!
Hey, where's Bobby Menendez on this one!! shouldn't he be sending Brazil a big nastygram right about now?? 
TLDR: Imagine if Gary let Coinbase start/buy a bank!! Wha hey!!! Crypto is DIGGING IN!! ah ha ha ha ha!!! Yeah in Merica and the UK there is mindless reghammering, but it means naught!!
It's funny, the true legend of Satoshi, boys n girls! When he saw what he had done with Bitcoin, he turned and started Monero!!!
The ideal of secrecy Satoshi cloaked himself in all along ended up unhappy with the blazing trail beacon of BTC on the immutable blockchain. So Nakamoko moved on, to privacy coins!!
Dear readers know we loved Monero but the dev Fluffy Pony was a flawed receptacle, he broke our heart. Now we wanna mine Iron Fish!! But ARRRRR me mateys, it's a sad sad day for privacy coins, fly the flag at half mast 
TLDR: Eurrip squeezes privacy coins. The Gummin thinks only THEY should be able to spend money without people knowing where it goes!!
Of course, this is kabuki theater 100%. Monero alone has about three billy in market cap, 60 million of volume today, and there are still loads of big green trust signed exchanges that deal it. Just politicians pretending that they did something and pretending that VPNs and DEXs don't exist ah HA HA HA HA ar ar ar 00000!!! Let alone any number of jurisdictions that permit privacy coins.
We love yall!! but it's Saturday night & we gotta hop!! too late reading musicTLDL ok video!!
Take great care of yourselves!! Your watch army needs you and misses you when yer not around!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
ps please refer a pal!! The Watch Army is ON A MISSION!! excelsior!!
