Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for keeping the faith during these funny times!!
How funny are they? Well warmup funnies - secretly we all now know that crypto is gonna be aaight!! 
TLDR: how do we know this?? because the legacy media says CRYPTO IN MERICA IS DOOMED!! ar ar ar
TLDR: ya ya ya. Nice scary pic tho!!
Dear readers member how funny it is that Binance accused Gary of being a spurned lover who applied for a job at Binance!!
Now, GARY is throwing mud around as this all descends into name-calling
TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!
Robinhood joins the crew lining up in unity vs Gary
TLDR: ya man more a-comin!! Quit lying Gary !!
It's VERY funny - right when Congress starts to look at WTAF Gary is up to. Gary knows politics - he was Hillary's campaign finance chairman!! & still an activist. Republicans are thinking of giving Gary's turf to the CFTC!!
TLDR: so Gary goes scorched earth!! a VERY interesting coincidence. WHAT a coincidence!! Reading music apropos of the crypto movement:
TLDR: crypto got freedom and youth!!
which reminds us of another funny - Gary sez (from his seat of infinite wisdom) 
TLDR: Gary tells the human race what they need. Yeah Gary and the buggy whip producers told us to get a horse!! It's VERY funny: 
TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!! Gary, crypto is a global movement. What about the Japanese!! It WOULD be funnier if Gary did not know $($&#($*&#$(*$& good and well that bitcoin is fundamentally different in that it is the hardest money known, making the USD and EUR and all comers absolute chitcoins with infinite supply!! This is about TRUST Gary!! CLEARLY violated ar ar ar !!
Meanwhile in the UK tighter regs are coming!! so, what happens? 
TDLR: c'mon, FT, as the new regs come in, crypto ownership in the UK has doubled SO FAR!!! October is a ways OFF !! it will TRIPLE by then ah HA HA HA HA!!
We love you cryptonauts!!
It's late and we must sleep! Take care of yourselves, your mighty Watch Army rides daily!!
Please find another recruit!! Thanking you!!
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
Are you ready to be liberated
On this sad side city street?
Well, the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth
My name is Brody, I'm from Melbourne
Fitzroy Melbourne, Fitzroy Melbourne
I grew up on Bell Street, then on Bennett Street
My mum kicked out my dad for battery
Found a way, found a way
She found a way out of spiritual penury
Working single mother in an urban struggle
Blames herself now 'cause I grew up troubled
It hit me
I got everything I need
It hit me
I got everything I need
And my one heart felt too much from the start
I've seen people come and go, living large and living low
You can build up your walls sittin' on death row
Let the curtain fall on your murdered soul
You can wash it all down, swallow your story
Get smacked off your head, go down in drumroll glory
You won't solve it, committing self-inflicted crime
Go on, pull the trigger, this will be the last time
It hit me
I got everything I need
It hit me
I got everything I need, so
I speak of the truth, the truth of the heart
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Hey youth, time flies by
There's an everlasting battle for eternal life
I love a man from California
He's the prettiest thing, we got the same disorder
The way you feel is okay
It's never gonna change anyway
It hit me
I got everything I need
It hit me
I got everything I need
Are you ready to be liberated
On this sad side city street?
Well, the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth
Yeah, I got freedom and my youth
