Cryptonauts we love you !! As does the long arc of history mighty Watch army!! Tack those Tannerite targets on the crypto negative Overton window and let's go slap happy!! 

Warmup funnies then!! Sammy spent 700 MM on - making the cool kids hang out with him?? Intros?  ah HA HA HA HATLDR:  the funny part is Mikey Skiveey claiming it's all legit!! the life of the superagent!!   

remember This is MID 2022, which means only a few months till FTX blew.  Sammy the rat knew %(#&(*%& good and well by then he was cooked!! Ah HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

For that 700MM sammy hung out at Kives Super bowl party!!  and Kives texted Elon that working with Sammy would be cool ah HA HA HA HA!! & Katy Perry, who sang Hava Nagila at Mikey Kives wedding kissed up to Sammy TLDR: ya right. 

Sammy went to a Beckham family wedding, even got a meeting with LARRY FINK AH HA HA HA HA!! 

Tough court case. Did Sammy get 700million worth ah ha ha ha!! Maybe!! 

oh man we need reading music now TLDR: ok we feel better. 

which is good cuz we need it for THIS story!! 

To see the funnies in the ex head of the SEC THREATENING Binance for DARING to claim they might have ANY LEGAL RIGHTS WHATSOEVER AH HA HA HAH sorry it's funny anyway. 

But dear readers remember - each and every one of Gary's actions has been exquisitely timed as a PR campaign against ALL comers!!! Congress, CFTC, corporations, individuals honey badger Gary don't care!! 

Here, we see John Stark acting as Gary's mouthpiece.  TLDR: when we see this attack in context of the timing, it's REALLLLLLLY funny!! any vaguely proportional punishment for Binance would have to be compared to the typical slaps on the wrist given to REGULAR MASSIVE money laundering ops that DON"T cooperate with every request the SEC gives them!! 

and ya know what that is?? The biggest, the best, the tradfi corruption " we REALLY don't give a chit" funnies????

Here in Merica, we believe it be Wachovia, old watch over ya!! Which they did NOT do when they laundered over a third of a  TRILLION !! how much fines did they pay?? 110 mm.  Yeaaaaa baby ah ha ha ha what's that, like 0.29 % fines ah HA HA HA HA ar ar r ar arooo0000000!!! s TLDR: what's 110MM to CZ?  Chump change!! CZ's laying out eight figure deals to hire a dream team of flying monkey lawyers RIGHT NOW BABY !! STFU EVERYBODY!!!!  BACK OFF!! PROTECTED BY COBRA !! STEP off!! 

Brian Coinbase said it best, but we can't find it right now, or it might be an amalgamation of all that he said.  We misremember it as along the lines of "the court system is too slow, & painful, and rarely gets to exactly where it should, but in the case of the entire industry against the insanity of Gary, it is our last, but best hope" ah ha ah ha ha ha!! 

OK we love y'all !! Onward and upward!! What a great time to be ALIVE baby!! We gotta study for a test Monday & the bourbon & marischino cherries are kicking in , gotta snooz!! Take creative transcendental care of yourselves, your mighty mighty Watch Army requires your services!! 

wait what else is funny ?  SNEK ooohh man glad we never bought any!!  We called it as a buy here on the 29th https://www.publish0x.com/hi-i-am-dave-and-i-just-got-hooked-on-crypto/testify-for-love-of-the-mighty-mighty-pub0x-may-earnings-xqexkek

yep here

ok where's that now ? 

TLDR: NO steppy snek no no !! noes..... lols 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

PS please send recruits!! thanking you!!  Follow us @davidsawyer we will follow you on twittish!! 

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