Funniest crypto June 19


Cryptonauts we love ya!! Thanks for getting in formation with your mighty watch army, we ride for a better world above fiat through crypto funnies!!

SImplistic warmup funnies:  Flying monkey lawyers singing and dancing!! 58582b940c754129f8d915d131e7e034bfd72b4271b779743ef7ddd6e6253cd5.pngTLDR: to the tune of 40 milly a MONTH baby, after a while ar ar ar !!! Let's face it, the forces on the sides of taking ALL the money away from the crypto investors have ALREADY WON!!

There's still a  boatload of funnies today !! Big number one - enter the Blackrock !! Grayscale jumps up but the biggie - 1cf9191c5c9212a587cce0f0fa2f543812ccda2c0380a9be4a27d46d9f9f7ebc.pngTLDR: you know, the crypto that Gary approved Prometheus (who??? ah aha ha) can't trade?  

Reading music ON YER FEET OR ON YER KNEEEEEESSS BLUE OYSTER CULT!!! strong island ar ar ar TLDL DOMINANCE?  what? toxic what DOMINANCE!! 

OK feel good funnies for the whole fams!! Reading the FT cover to cover for a year made US think it would NEVER EVER EVER happen, but wow got cat GO BIG RISHI!! GO THRU!!! Can it be TRUE?? e23087e72d8e171afe60d34f9114e723013c607e203bff3c7c6d431a2003226b.pngTLDR: the UK is the first first world country to sell out to crypto?  ah ha ha ha ha!!! we will see, dunno about believing that one.  

But we DO believe in ZachXBT and so does BEEPLE AH HA HA HAb356d6f828cd62b87a839c913755f846a49fb4ff85b6917344ee6ce3c8f0b1fb.png

TLDR: BeepleZachZilla approaches Ratzillatown!! Ah ha ha ha!!  The world is working just GREAT man!! Have a Beeple, Zach yes baby yes!! Actually there are some wrinkles, hackers threatening ZachXBT, but if anyone can handle it he can.... 

Oh man when it's good it's all good - happy hamsters & unicorn rainbow highways!!  Sui is an up and coming new chi- altcoin we shoulda invested in instead of Pepe!! Turns out Sui coulda been hacked horribly!! but instead our boy CertiK steps up and is a white hat hero!! 

7e2edd1823b43a94f0a58c97cc8a1e4c9a23aa40001d243e6ebcddd007b3a575.pngTLDR: and CertiK collects a half milly, and DOES pass GO!!! 

D'Oh is always funny!! he comes in the way he went out - blaming someone else!! oohhh and that haircut reckon he had to lose weight SOMEHOW ar ar ar 31fd65c9fc22f570d295fe749d5c6ab58207f7878c8385c018f806418d8d9bda.pngTLDR: yeah blame the chinese named company you can't remember that's the ticket!!

What else is funny!!  Craig Wright is whinging about something again, it's hard to read up on it as "crag wright accuses" has SO many hits ar ar ar 0e21fb06d41d6b497db8b5bfa26b7f874a28e747586c7787972deffd1c3f5667.pngTLDR and if Craig was NOT accusing one thing he WOULD be accusing yer mother.  

Saving the best for last, the funniest is even ex SEC execs agree Gary has the bit in his teeth and is running wild, way beyond his remit and WILL lose in a fair court case. 252bf39592ec753af6e9620d8b01f1a93776f97d1795d311254382cc4979ed63.pngTLDR: to which Gary responds with Wall Street axiom number seventeen:  RULES in a KNIFE FIGHT AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! ar ar ar ooo00000000!!! 

Love you cryptonauts!! Take immaculate care of yourself, your mighty watch army waits for you!! Send recruits!! Excelsior!!

Peace out

love

Dave

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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