Blockchain believers, we love you!! Thank you for joining the unstoppable hordes of your mighty Watch army!! We ride for freedom from Cantillion positioned paper hanging fiat abuse!! Remember!! first they spit on you!! then we laugh at them! then they fight us!! while we laugh at them!! then we win, and then we REALLY laugh at them !!! Got it? Ready ok on three! one two HIT IT!!!
Warmup funnies!! They CAN'T keep ALL of us down ALL the time!! look down the top hundie cryptos it's all gloom n doom EXCEPT!!! AH HA HA HA HAH 
TLDR: Kaspa the friendly PoW blockchain flips off Gary and the WORLD this fine week ar ar ar ar 0000000!!!
That's RIGHT BAY BEEE !! reading music then TLDL can't nobody take my pride oh no got to keep on MOVVVEEE ING !!!
OK what's funny?? Prometheus is HILARIOUS!!! 
TLDR: Gary trots it out all casual like. Oh ya! Some broker dealer became a special broker dealer, see there is a path, no need for laws!!
Dutifully, Promethum appeared on capitol hill. Where people LAUGHED AT THEM !! Spouting this bullll$#(#$&#($#&*#(*&!! like trained little parrots!!
Coinmarket cap tracks 227 exchanges. Coingecko is more forgiving, they track 688 exchanges.
ALL OF WHICH DO MORE VOLUME THAN PROMETHEUM!! AH H HA HA HA HA!!! What a joke. Gary is like pay no attention to the truncheon we are shoving down your throat, look over here!! See it's an exchange?!!! except Prometheum can't even trade BTC nor ETH. WHAT a load. LIke if Gary told Brian at coinbase just become an SPD, Coinbase would NOT have done it!???! WOW that's just... insulting. we feel bad for us man ar ar ar ar!!
Continuing in the cruel jokes department - is Blackrock gonna get a spot ETF before GRAYSCALE OOOOOOHHHHHHH THAT's gonna leave a mark!!
TLDR: it could be true!! The King is a FINK!! Larry fink to be exact. and he IS The king over the SEC apparently !!! Oh man there is NO justice in the SEC not even a facade if THIS is true!!??!!
Kinda fits in with the other funnies. Which is Mikey Sailor -- look he says, the sun rises in the east that means TOTAL TOXIC BITCOIN MAXIMALISM !!! 
TLDR - no really let us tell you ALLLLL about it!! ar ar ar
MOAR funnies!!! Funnier than Mikey is the worm turning, the backlash against the reg hammerers, we are in theory a nation of laws blah blah. Another example: 
TLDR: like, all the regs can DO is take Blockfi's license away. Anything else is cruel & unusual!! if they want to sue or make a criminal case against Blockfi, take THAT to court!! But why hold a hearing to decide if Blockfi can keep it's license when it is handing it IN???? Well, beside the strong union of the flying monkey crypto lawyers!! ararar
But ya ya ya BIGGER funnier crypto funnies Dave Otay THIS!! The SEC is 200% hostile!! & whinging about like high interest rates on crypto !! SO coinbase DOUBLES DOWN baby WTF why NOT big Brian we SEE YOU !!! 
TLDR: WHY NOT!!!!
What else is funny - Mark Cuban taking it on himself to chitpost John Stark is PD funny but we have another long hot day tomorrow and gotta pass.
We love you blockchain baybeeees!!!!!! Take seriously wonderful care of yourselves and those around you!! Your mighty watch army MUST HAVE Y'ALL!!!
Excelsior!! Follow us and we will follow you!! @davidsawyer!! Please keep recruiting Sarge! You KNOW who you ARE!!! thanking you for every click
Peace out,
Love
Dave
