Funniest crypto June 18th

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 19 Jun 2023

blockchain believers, we love you!! Thanks for being here for crypto on Father's Day on the 1A play that IS the mighty Pub0x!!

Saw a lighting strike on a telephone pole take down live wires yesterday, today there was what seemed to be a CLOSER strike!! Still gotta swim tho. We ARE crazy from the heat, further proof reading music: TLDR: Miami we luv ya!!! Just a fool fer da CIT TEEEE!! a crazy FOOL!!!!!

OK warmup funnies!!! Over 800 billy fled the banking system last year!! Then it paused for a hot minute - but now this week: TLDR: dear readers KNOW the wall street chestnut - eighty billion this week, eighty billion next week PRETTY SOON IT ADDS UP TO REAL MONEY AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

In the latest feel good story of the news cycle - ZachXBT rides to glory crowdsurfing for the GOOD lawyers!! YES BABY YESS!!! TLDR: PoolyPffrs is donating!! YAASSSS!!! thanks MVP PVM for the hookup we are ON THE SCENE!!! Justin Sun gave up respect and 10K of TUSD!! This is funny, cuz since it was Justin the chitcoin KING doing it, the Interweb started laughing and saying buy Zach's love NOW & he WON'T investigate YOUR next RUG PULL AH HA HA HA HA !!! Get in quickly while it is still CHEAP ar ar ar !!

OK, funny. But moving on, Jesse Kraken Powell came in TLDR: aww man it's a christmas feel good movie!!

Why is this all so important?? We dunno, we tried to read up on it but Machi big brother had already forced the article to be scrubbed off the internet!! ah ha ha!! TLDR: so, ya know WTF. Let the flying monkey lawyers duke it out then !! at least it is a fair fight now baby.

Polygon founder Sandeep Nailwal gave 5 ETH and an awesome quote - " ZachXBT is the reason Web3 is alive and flourishing!!"

CZ weighed in with 50K !! For the freedom of money CZ baby!! TLDR: what a marvelous thought about freedom we are thinking CZ it's about that great specked BIRD!!!! TLDR: that bird of freedom Roy!! CZ baby we see you!!!

OK Watch Army we love ya but clearly we are asleep at the wheel again, gotta pass the rest of the way out. Take good care!! Send recruits!!

Peace out,

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!