Crypto fans, WE LOVE YOU!!! So happy to be here with your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to a crypto future above fiat!!
warmup funnies - LItecoin is mooning ahead of the halvening!! AH ha!! 
What's funny lately?? There is SO MUCH good crypto news that there is a dearth of BAD crypto news, so they have to make it up!! AH ha ha!! No really lookit this Coindesk really we KNOW y'all know better look at this $#(#&$(*#&#(*$& !!!!
TDLR: Yeah, scammers need your wallet address AND for you to ok transactions AND/ OR they can maybe do a dust attack to poison your transaction stack in the hopes that you will do a lazy transaction without checking the real address! NO #(## hacks ONLY require knowing your address!! Shame on ya coin desk!
Reading music for that then !! TLDL break thru that wall o media!! There that's bettah. Now, funny idiots who manufacture bad news about crypto!! ah ha ha FABIO!!! 
TLDR: the latest agitprop from the ECB is sidesplittingly funny in so MANY ways!! First, it's not even news, the last report was from January this year. This is fake news to hit someone's bonus objectives!! just a speech with the same warmed over puffed up tripe!! Next, ZOOM OUT for the funnies!! Fabio is standing up there lying, telling us all how bad crypto is. Well then WHY DO WE LIKE IT WHY DO YOU NEED TO TELL US AH HA HA HA HA!
It descends into clowning, Fabio quotes - yes - with footnotes - HIMSELF!!! ah HA HA HA!! and ECB papers & BIS papers that claim gas fees will go to INFINITY!!! ah HA HA HA HA!! AH HA HA ouch ow actually that was last month wasn't it !!!
warmer funnies!! Crypto mute!! The oddly named firm !! Dear readers know they look great then snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!! most recently they looked GOOD running away from FTX before the crowd!!! But now - wintermute is named for rigging the price of CEL!! ah HA HA HA HA
TLDR: once again!!! yeaaaaaa!!! genius to clown rinse & repeat!! ar ar ar 0000
TLDR: class action lawyers getting FRISKY!!!
Speaking of which John E Deaton is HILARIOUS!!! He's hired in a class action to screw with the SEC hurting his INVESTORS!!! & HE is ON THE SCENE baby!! This 25% was also reported as 3% ah HA HA HA HA HA
TLDR: John is all " the SEC may think they have the rights to do this but they are WRONG0"
Wish there was a reason for folks to crowdfund a bulldog flying lawyer to go after Fabio !! THAT would be entertainment value!!
It's way late & we just finished some bourbon and gotta pass. But cuz we love you, dear readers, we saved the best funny for last!! On the surface, this seems like just a warmup funny. But dig in a bit & it sums up the inanity of the whole argument. It's like, OUR fiat says it's illegal to even TALK about OTHER fiats!!! ah HA HA HA HA!! 
TLDR: Meanwhile, back at the ranch Fabio understands ah HA HA HA!!
We love you mighty watch army!! Sleep tight and be kind to yourselves and yours!! Please send recruits! Thanking y'all
Peace out
Love
Dave
